Stupid deaf fuck

A person who’s so fucking deaf and stupid that he might as well not exist.

Person A: “Yo dude have you seen Dylan, he scored 30/100 for his math test”
Person B: “He’s just a stupid deaf fuck with moody ass teeth. Bet he couldn’t even hear his teacher teach him”

by Sussysausage January 7, 2024

Going in Deaf

(idiom)

To Download or Buy a Music Album, without having heard about the artist, or without having at least heard a 30-second preview of the album

Q: Do you even know how (Artist's) Genre?

A: Nah, I'm going in deaf.

by Anon-and-On September 25, 2015

Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Late

Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Late

Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Late

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

Text Deaf

The lack of hearing emphasis on a word because it is only text. Capital letters do not mean anything besides shouting!

Girl 1: That rainbow is HUGE.

Guy: Thats what she said.

Girl 2: Didn't you hear the sarcasm in her statement?

Guy: No I'm text deaf.

by Hyundaisalesman July 8, 2010

short deaf and blind

cameron

yes cameron is short deaf and blind

by useyourrealnameyoushould October 12, 2022

Mentally Deaf

Someone who wants your help or wants to talk but does not listen to a thing you say or try to remember it
(cont.) Someone who has no clue what's good for them or not
Dumb Ignorant

I tried helping her the other day but she didn't listen, ugh, she's mentally deaf I swear

by BigPapaPeenMan April 7, 2019

Bass Deaf

Bass Deaf is when you crank up the bass on your music WAY too hard for a prolonged time and go temporarily deaf.

Anon got some new bass boosted headphones and cranked the bass too high, Now he's gone bass deaf.

by SheReaper June 5, 2019