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dead parrot

A surreal dud, con or fraud.

Probably the most famous Monty Python sketch.
A customer returns to a pet shop where he was originally conned into buying a dead parrot.
Regardless of the extremes the customer goes to prove the parrot is dead (he even whacks the dead bird off a hard surface) the seller insists the parrot is as still as alive as it was previous.

Also known as the blue parrot sketch.
"There's no use trying to sell that car to me. It's as dead as a parrot."
by irritant August 4, 2004
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dead body buddy

A friend that you can call anytime, day or nght, after you've killed someone and they will come help you hide the body without any questions because they know if you killed them they must have needed killing. This is, of course, just the depth of your friendship since hopefully you'll never have to invoke the "dead body buddy" clause.
I was stranded 30 miles outside of Houston when I had just had surgery and my husband who was driving me home got food poisoning and I didn't know what to do, but one call to my dead body buddy Donna and she and her husband drove 7 hours to come get us and take us home.
by sonyaj68 July 6, 2009
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Dead kennedys

One of the best punk bands ever.

Genius lyrics, brillant guitars, unique and powerful vocals.
favourite songs

Holiday in Cambodia
California uber alles
I am the owl
Moon over marin
by jesus ver. 2 February 13, 2004
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I'll sleep when I'm dead

Meaning no need for sleep. Having so much to do that sleep can only be accomplished in death.
"Tim, you should get some sleep. "
"Nah, I'll sleep when I'm dead "
by destinynightmare June 3, 2017
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dead smurf

Similar to the slang term dead ass; used in many ways:

1) to express disbelief while also confirming that someone did in fact perform the action in question

2) to answer someone questioning whether or not you did something (serious manner, similar to “swear to god” or “cross my heart”)

3) when you see a deceased mythical dwarf, blue in color, usually wearing a hat and shoes
1) “Hey dude I finally got my adult circumcision!”

“Dead smurf!?”

“Dead smurf.”

2) “Yo did you hear Tom had to get an adult circumcision?”

“That’s impossible, I’ve seen his penis on multiple occasions and I thought he was already circumcised.”

“Nah bro - dead smurf”

3) “Yo what’s that dead thing on the ground?”

“I don’t know, is it blue?”

“Yeah”

“Oh - dead smurf”
by machow January 18, 2019
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dead man not talking

The saving grace that runs through the minds of the mass of upper-crusty beneficiaries of Jeffrey Epstein’s recent “suicide.”
Instead of a “dead man walking,” we may be spared since he has become a dead man not talking!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019
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dead, dead as a cockroach

what you say when someone thinks you will do something stupid or dumb.
person: *makes a stupid remark*
me: bruh- caught me dead, dead as a cockroach if you think i’m going to do that 💀
by kittyslayer123 November 13, 2020
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