A surreal dud, con or fraud.
Probably the most famous Monty Python sketch.
A customer returns to a pet shop where he was originally conned into buying a dead parrot.
Regardless of the extremes the customer goes to prove the parrot is dead (he even whacks the dead bird off a hard surface) the seller insists the parrot is as still as alive as it was previous.
Also known as the blue parrot sketch.
Probably the most famous Monty Python sketch.
A customer returns to a pet shop where he was originally conned into buying a dead parrot.
Regardless of the extremes the customer goes to prove the parrot is dead (he even whacks the dead bird off a hard surface) the seller insists the parrot is as still as alive as it was previous.
Also known as the blue parrot sketch.
by irritant August 4, 2004
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I was stranded 30 miles outside of Houston when I had just had surgery and my husband who was driving me home got food poisoning and I didn't know what to do, but one call to my dead body buddy Donna and she and her husband drove 7 hours to come get us and take us home.
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Get the I'll sleep when I'm dead mug.Similar to the slang term dead ass; used in many ways:
1) to express disbelief while also confirming that someone did in fact perform the action in question
2) to answer someone questioning whether or not you did something (serious manner, similar to “swear to god” or “cross my heart”)
3) when you see a deceased mythical dwarf, blue in color, usually wearing a hat and shoes
1) to express disbelief while also confirming that someone did in fact perform the action in question
2) to answer someone questioning whether or not you did something (serious manner, similar to “swear to god” or “cross my heart”)
3) when you see a deceased mythical dwarf, blue in color, usually wearing a hat and shoes
1) “Hey dude I finally got my adult circumcision!”
“Dead smurf!?”
“Dead smurf.”
2) “Yo did you hear Tom had to get an adult circumcision?”
“That’s impossible, I’ve seen his penis on multiple occasions and I thought he was already circumcised.”
“Nah bro - dead smurf”
3) “Yo what’s that dead thing on the ground?”
“I don’t know, is it blue?”
“Yeah”
“Oh - dead smurf”
“Dead smurf!?”
“Dead smurf.”
2) “Yo did you hear Tom had to get an adult circumcision?”
“That’s impossible, I’ve seen his penis on multiple occasions and I thought he was already circumcised.”
“Nah bro - dead smurf”
3) “Yo what’s that dead thing on the ground?”
“I don’t know, is it blue?”
“Yeah”
“Oh - dead smurf”
by machow January 18, 2019
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by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019
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me: bruh- caught me dead, dead as a cockroach if you think i’m going to do that 💀
me: bruh- caught me dead, dead as a cockroach if you think i’m going to do that 💀
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