Danish brunsviger

When you shit in your partners face while ejaculating

Why is your face brown?

Tim gave me the sickest danish brunsviger in the bathroom

by Danish brunsviger lover February 7, 2022

Danish headbutt

The only way to do a headbutt with a crate of beer in each hand.

Swede 1: "Han kom hit med en ölfat i varje hand, och han slog mig rakt ut." ("He came over with beerkeg in each hand and he knocked me right out.")

Swede 2: "Hur gjorde han det?" ("How did he do that?")

Swede 3: "Måste ha varit den berömda danska skallning antar jag." ("Must have been the renowned danish headbutt.")

by TheJyde February 17, 2020

Danish rat

Lars Ulrich, drummer for the band Matellica.

Cliff: what’s wrong with Lars?

Kirk: He’s a gross ugly Danish rat.
James: Not gross or ugly but he’s my Danish rat!

by Rasbe May 1, 2023

Danish Deuce

Taking an extremely large amount of laxatives then chucking your poop at your partner like a monkey.

Please don’t do danish deuce tonight.

by Mattt Olson October 24, 2019

Danish Mustache

Eating hollandaise sauce from the vagina of a dead hooker, resulting in a neat Mustache of hollandaise sauce and decomposition fluids

Jason started collecting Danish mustaches due to his love of dead hookers and hollandaise sauce.

by Dongkik666 December 11, 2022

danish priest

A man who is unable to get a girlfriend

Pippen is a danish priest

by HuaghHuaghHuagh October 1, 2015

Danish Handjob

A conventional handjob - though not to completion - wherein the receiver alternates between stroking the shaft and painfully crushing the testicles.

I was in my car with my latest guy-friend the other day, and I totally gave him a Danish Handjob.

by Mr Monotony June 2, 2018