dented trumpet

The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.

My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.

by Sam6victor February 17, 2018

Dented Head

When you fuck your girl so hard that your penis gets inverted and the rebound is so powerful semen goes back up through your body into your head, you'll feel a bit queer afterwards.

Shit bro I fucked my bitch so hard I got a dented head

by The Chowdaa69 March 28, 2020

cap-a-dent

the hat hair or dent you get from hats

dude put on yo hat you got major cap-a-dent

by alliee November 08, 2003

Guilherme Dente

Guilherme Dente is known for his giant penis and for fucking mirco’s mom.
He is such a great guy to be around.
420

Brooooo, I just caught Guilherme Dente fucking my mom.
Yo Guilherme Dente roll me a joint

by Banana133 November 21, 2021

Dent Day

On October 25th, we shall dent any hydroflask we see. By all means we will dent, smash anything. Through them down stairwells, out windows etc.

Dent them flasks Dent Day BB.

by anthonyzullohtiktok October 16, 2019

Al dente

When the pasta is perfectly cooked hehe

THE PASTA IS AL DENTE BITCH OH YEAH

by Adopted spaghetti noodle January 04, 2020

al dente

Alternative for good, nice, pretty,...

Hey girl, your Outfit is al dente.

Yo brah, how was your date yesterday? - Al dente.

This ass is al dente!

by AIRDMissitsEXMissitsEverywhere May 24, 2017