Declan joe Hawkins

A scrawny ominous man, who claims to have ripped out all his organs and injured his penis 30 times. Claims to be gay and straight and plays the harmonica like a god. Is nasty to everyone and hides in his hobbit hole of a home

im so ashamed that I am dating a Declan joe Hawkins

by unknownSMELLY November 23, 2021

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Declan Courtney-Drennan

A man with an over-sized Penis and overbearingly excessive in Bigdick Energy. This man has the biggest Penis in the world with it's own postcode and State give to it. Some other names given to him are: Big D, Fuckboi, Big daddy D, Deccy D, Deezy, Deco etc...

Person1 - Who's that big boy over there??
Person2 - Ohhhh it's just Declan Courtney-Drennan with his big black Cock
Person1 - Ohhhhh he's such a Declan!

by BigboiwithabigD March 25, 2019

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declan slater

guy who jizzez 33 times a second and hides his cum in a sock under his beard

declan slater

by alex6376749498 September 27, 2010

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Declan Lie

A lie that is typically very absurd, but very obviously a lie.

He said he beat battle-toads on his first try, it's obviously a Declan lie.

by californiagirl33 December 7, 2016

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Declan

A sweet guy that has kidney diabetes
He’s a weakling and will never grow muscles because he drinks milk and has kidney diabetes

He’s a cutie though

Woowww who’s that guy that keeps saying “Why you bully me?”

It’s Declan guys

by cheezyboi June 23, 2019

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Declan

He seems like a nice guy but then he will break ur heart and u will misss him soo much that u will have a few mental breakdowns but then one of his friends will expose him to you that’s he is a perv.

Person 1: Declan is so nice

Me : that’s what I thought

by Heartbrokenbabe July 7, 2019

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