Text Deaf

The lack of hearing emphasis on a word because it is only text. Capital letters do not mean anything besides shouting!

Girl 1: That rainbow is HUGE.

Guy: Thats what she said.

Girl 2: Didn't you hear the sarcasm in her statement?

Guy: No I'm text deaf.

by Hyundaisalesman July 8, 2010

Tone deaf

Has the most lyrical, musical and majestic voice in the world. Could make beyonce cry tears of Joy.

Waleed's voice is so amazing. I think he's tone deaf!!

by ilikechickennuggets4 September 18, 2018

Stupid Deaf Fuck

Refers to a person whose hearing is impaired and has an IQ below 70. Also can be used as an expression of anger towards someone whose mere existence is a mistake.

Friend 1: Yo dude, have you heard of Dylan?

Friend 2: Oh, you mean the stupid deaf fuck?

by Sussysausage November 23, 2023

Roblox Deafness Awareness Day

On March 22, all roblox games will contain no sound in awareness for deaf people

Oh what are you going to be doing on the 22nd, Im gonna be playing roblox because its the offical Roblox Deafness Awareness Day.

by Pheas March 10, 2022

leg deaf

The action of losing the functionality in your legs.

Person 1: Hey man, why are you in a wheel chair?

Person 2: Oh yea, last night I got into the freak accident and went leg deaf.

by Poopy Head #2 April 17, 2019

Text deaf

When someone ignores questions you text them and continue conversation skipping over parts

mom: “have you made a dentist appointment?”
Me: “have you seen my red shoes around?”

Mom: “no I haven’t and are you text deaf?”

by Legopuffer May 23, 2018

Brain deaf

One's confidence in their own capacity to articulate any given thing, yet evidently spew what results to word vomit. As related to tone deaf.

Noam Chomsky went totally brain deaf at yesterday's lecture; he moral signaled the entire time and sounded like he didn't have a clue at all about the topics that were meant to be discussed fruitfully.

by whereisthefood October 21, 2017