Cycle Cunt

Quite common in Northern California, Cycle Cunts are cyclists who ride through city thoroughfares at either highway speeds or slow as fuck. They often travel in packs and have complete disregard for their fellow users of the road. They obey few traffic laws and the ones they do they enforce with their lives. Often seen blocking traffic, harassing pedestrians, clustering in fire zones and crosswalks, or riding up busy sidewalks.

Not all cyclists are Cycle Cunts though, some are nice. Some.

Woman: "HONEY THE BRAKES THAT MAN IS CROSSING THE STREET"
Man: "Hildegard calm your shit he's a cyclist he can't be riding in that crosswalk on a red light!
*honks horn* Fuck you Cycle Cunts!"

by Moses Magoo January 5, 2015

hit for the cycle

Derived from the baseball term, in which a player hits a home run, triple, double, and single, in one game, To Hit for the cycle is to become romanticaly involved with a Woman, Shemale, and Man over the period of a week, usually Thursday, Friday and Saturday. It is usually easier for Bisexual men to hit for the cycle as bisexual women have a hard time finding a shemale to have sex with them.

However, it should not be made known that you are trying for the cycle as respect for others should be taken into consideration.

An assisted cycle is when the other people are aware of the feat at which you are attempting. This is not as impressive, as the names of all four people are placed in the record book instead of just one.

I just hit for the cycle.

by lounging1234louie July 31, 2010

the Bic cycle

The process of accidentally, or purposely, acquiring other peoples Bic lighters. One looses a Bic, another finds it. Or one steals one from a friend or foe.

The Bic cycle occurs when a friend leaves his lighter over at your house, by default it is yours.

Or you accidentally snag a friends lighter after smoking a cigarette or bowl.

by sobcheck6666 July 10, 2010

cycle therapist

One who fixes your bicycle, your body after cycling or your mind after cycling

My spokes drove my wheel out of alignment and I went to Boston Urban Adventours, my cycle therapist.

by JTTuck July 22, 2012

gnar-cycle

a skateboard that is used as an instament to shred or be gnarly

"yo grandma i'm gunna go for a cruiz on my gnar-cycle"
"well alright sunny but be home for supper"

by Mr. Ween January 27, 2008

Power cycle

To unplug a power adapter for an electronic device .

Would you power cycle your wireless router?

by Thefootball December 15, 2017

Shit for the Cycle

When you have to play a road game(poop in a public restroom) and 4 these next 4 things all go right to make it comfortable experience.

1. Cold, clean toilet seat(cold so you know no one has sat on it for a while)
2. You have a nice,easy, clean dump(a minute or less)
3. Single wipe(although you go back for a second just to be sure)
4. No one notices you just took a dump at a gas station, no one knocks on the door or enters to pee or shit next to you in a multi stall bathroom

2 guys at a McDonald's.
Guy 1, Dude, I gotta take a shit, be back
Guy 2, damn dude, unplanned road game? Good luck.
Guy 1 is back 90 seconds layer
Guy 2. Damn dude you change your mind or w a s the bathroom closed,nasty?
Guy1, Nah brother, I Shit for the Cycle!
Guy 2, NIIIICCCE

by Luggage74 July 8, 2022