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croatia

one of the most redneckish countries in the world. there's not much to see. one very bad thing about it all is people who live in the belief that they are the only patriotic country in the world. they are fucking nuts, they still live like it's the war all over the place. the most fantabulous thing is their singer called thompson who is a sick fuck singing about burning other people and countries-sick as i wrote. the other thing is that they chase some generals from the war all the time and nobody talks about anything else but that. they have a very hairy president. STAY AWAY
croatia is a sick place with many generals on the loose
by polly on the rocks June 18, 2006
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croatia

another word for shit or crap
it really hurts when it leaves your anus
i need to take a croatia
by the uncanny1 September 17, 2007
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croatia

a country that used to be a part of Yugoslavia now its called croatia, a country that thinks they are the only ones in the world with beaches. The climate up there is to cold you cant even go swimming. montenegro beaches are much better and has a more warmer climate. if croatia didn't have a coast line they would just be a crapy third world country.
Montenegro's 50 kilometers or so coastline look's like paradies compared to croatia's. screw croatia lets go to montenegro for holidays.
by mirco September 6, 2005
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croations

Croations are the whores to the germans!
Example of a the croations - just all thieving mother fuckers!
bunch of cock goblins!
by Amelia M March 9, 2004
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Croatia

Country taking up a northwesterly crescent of what used to be Yugoslavia. Noted for Roman Catholic nationalist fundamentalism. Joined with the Serbs in attacking Bosnia-Herzegovina in the early 1990s. The national flag ripples with the same red and white checkerboard pattern that was last seen when the area was a puppet state of Nazi Germany, which should tell you all you need to know.
Croatia. The country that looks back nostalgically on the Third Reich.
by Fearman October 26, 2007
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this is to Drazen,
Why the fuck would anyone bother to take note on how to spell croatians,
who would waste their time on such a scumbag word!
SERBS- GODS
**Croatians** = mindless fools, their women are ugly and are always mistaken for men, cro girls are always tryig to get a fuck from a serb Man,
because...
1# there is no such thing as a croatian man
and
2# serb men actually have a nice amount of meat
by serbs are the gods April 26, 2004
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Croatia

The biggest excuse for a country. Has shitty economy, industry, political value, brains, funding, legal grounds, shit history, shit people (with few exceptions), retarded politicians, shitty traffic and the worst education system I've ever seen.
Person A: Do you think USA is a shit country?
Person B: Dude, you should take a look at Croatia.
by BackPeople April 19, 2020
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