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Cousin Vinny

1. Find the short youtube clip of Joe Pesci in the movie My Cousin Vinny in which he tells the judge: "Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you."

2. Post it in a facebook comment underneath someone else's comment who is completely full of shit.

Instead of spending precious hours of your life arguing with someone and getting frustrated, this is a much more effective way to deal with the situation. Cousin Vinnying someone is an extremely useful tool to silence any overly-argumentative, Napoleon-complex toting, extremely insecure facebook friend who constantly feels the need to share his worthless opinion, doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about, and doesn't know how to shut the fuck up. Feel free to use it liberally and prevent these cocksuckers from wasting everyone's time.
Example:

Guy 1: Everything is everything and things are changing in life and physics...

Guy 2: (Posts Cousin Vinny clip) You just got COUSIN VINNY'D BITCH!

Guy 1: (Too startled to say anything else)

Guys 3, 4, & 5 thinking to themselves: Thank god someone finally shut up that obnoxious asshole.
by Mo-Books Is The Worst February 9, 2012
mugGet the Cousin Vinnymug.

Yard cousin

Noun.

Native of the United States "Deep South" who is sick of being referenced as inferior, simple-minded, and racist by the various media outlets.
Did you watch that douchebag's spot on southern universities, bless his heart? Us yard cousins ought to prank him if he's ever back in town.
by A.Nominal April 28, 2013
mugGet the Yard cousinmug.

Cousin Tom

Slang for menstrual cycle, so to be more discrete when talking of such things. TOM stand for Time Of Month.
Cousin Tom is visiting and I'm out of pain meds..
by Sandy.. February 3, 2007
mugGet the Cousin Tommug.

Sister cousin

Sister cousin is the nicest I love her sissy
by 459395 April 3, 2023
mugGet the Sister cousinmug.

Cousin Derp

Pickles' cousin
by Honey Mattingly November 2, 2020
mugGet the Cousin Derpmug.

Alabama cousin

A girl so hot you want to date them even if you shouldn’t for some reason.
Person 1: Wow, that girl is pretty hot.
Person 2: You should ask her to be your Alabama cousin.
by Tylo Ren May 16, 2019
mugGet the Alabama cousinmug.

French Cousins

Weren't you and Ryan in a three way?

Yeah, we are French cousins.
by Kazooforyou June 12, 2014
mugGet the French Cousinsmug.

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