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cunt cotton

n. A more vulgar term referring to a tampon, or in some cases, a manpon.
Go put your cunt cotton in and quit bitching whore!
by SYKO 120 July 7, 2011
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Cotton-Jockey

Derogatory term for someone of African decent, similar to nigger, spook, coon, or gatorbait.
Jerry: Hey, Tim, what happened to your VCR?
Tim: Some damn Cotton-Jockey stole it last night.
Jerry: Figures.
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cotton jizz

1) Jizz that is super stringy.
2) When you jizz in the shower or bath and the water washes away the fluidy part of the jizz, only to leave the stringy stuff behind.
Dude, I was super high and decided to go on one of those urban dictionary/wikipedia deep dives. I read "cotton jizz" when I saw a list with both "cottonize" and "cotton jaw." I chuckled to myself, decided to make up a definition, and then wrote this on urban dictionary.
by reallyfastwind August 30, 2018
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Cotton ears

When you get so high that your hearing becomes muffled
Man it feels like I have cotton mouth, but in my ears. I have cotton ears.
by Pieceofbitch December 22, 2018
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Cotton Gin

When a person is spit roasted between two black men and then they are spun around.
Man last night, that cotton gin got wild!
by SonOfTheLaw March 22, 2019
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Cotton Picker

Someone who gives backshots and openly grabs toilet paper residue from their partners ass.
Cholula: Yo I was dogging this girl and she had toilet paper crumbs in her ass, but I just picked it and slapped her ass to keep the mood going
Joel: Man you’re a fucking cotton picker dog
by DaaJay August 3, 2022
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Tickling Cotton

When you have a turd that is poking so far out that it's rubbing against your cotton undies
I don't see a bathroom anywhere and I'm "tickling cotton"
by Jkh072663 November 1, 2011
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