scrotum conquers

playing conquers with the scrotum until ones sac is so sore they give up oruntil it falls off.

phil has no balls after he lost to jennings

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

playing croquet on the lawn

To have sex with someone. Used in a sentence when you want to seem innocent of mischievous behaviours.

Ez: What where you doing Friday with Galadriel?
Skyelar: Oh, not much. Just playing croquet on the lawn..

by Speedy Shinoda January 13, 2009

concubine conqueefador

The name given to a World History teacher, typically being AP. This word can be used as a negative name, degrading the teacher's status, or as a pet name.

Negative: "I hate my World History teacher, she's such a concubine conqueefador."

Positive: "Hey miss class was really fun today, you're such a concubine conqueefador!"

by Pickles Ross December 30, 2012

croquet

A term used to describe several people engaged in oral sex; i.e. one female going down on a number of males in one location.

Let's go play croquet

by darthlaurie April 27, 2006

conquer bonk

to achieve a conquer bonk: during the reception of fellatio, close to orgasm. one must strike the fellatist bluntly on the top of the skull, resulting in a quick pleasurable intake of air, a noise something like "shllllpbfffffffffft- gah!", and hopefully no biting.

i conquer bonked your mother last night.

by steve scuber November 4, 2006

coqueta

a girl who flirts alot to get attention cause she knows she's really ugly but there's 1 body part on her that is huge && she has to make use of it

yamel is a fuckin coqueta. she think just cuz she got big ass tits she gonna go && flirt with mad niggas w/ her acne face.. uqh.!

by betchhessss. January 13, 2008

Cirque Du Soleil

a show which features a bunch of french clowns blowing themselves. And making wierd noises/

(switching through the channels stop at 77) "What the fuck is this shit called Cirque Du Soleil, some fucking clowns blowing himself."

by Tom Opium September 23, 2006