John: Did Jenny let you get to third base?
Matt: Oh yeah! I was greasing up her vocal cords all night long.
Matt: Oh yeah! I was greasing up her vocal cords all night long.
by quadman08 May 6, 2009
Get the greasing up her vocal cordsmug. After a child is born in extremely rare cases the trimmed umbilical cord can over time, grow into a fully formed baby, a umbilical cord baby
The smiths were very surprised 2 weeks after their baby was born when the hospital called asking them to pick up their umbilical cord baby
by Joenny October 29, 2022
Get the Umbilical cord babymug. Hey I'm at my plugs house, still waiting tho so when he get it I'll get mine n be on the way...<cplehourslater> hey bro my plug needs a pound, he's got a rack on it and can pay the rest tomorrow when his check comes... (need I say more) HAHA yeah I can get it but I don't wanna meet that dude tho, he ain't a plug he an extension cord n I don't need no more ofem
by 509CrimeMind January 1, 2022
Get the Extension Cordmug. Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it’s not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all…
by Finliathon March 13, 2024
Get the Anal cordsmug. by cordelious August 27, 2022
Get the cord#0001mug. 
"Man, that was some scream coming from your room last night. What did you do to her?"
"Yeah. I yanked a little too hard on the ejector cord. She jumped so high I thought she was going to take the roof out like a cockpit canopy."
"Yeah. I yanked a little too hard on the ejector cord. She jumped so high I thought she was going to take the roof out like a cockpit canopy."
by walkin-dead November 24, 2011
Get the Ejector Cordmug.