Copper Goblin

Meth heads, tweakers and junkies have a penchant for precious metals and other bartering goods, copper, in particular. They can be seen rummaging through dumpsters around industrial complexes but are most commonly spotted under the hood of a Kia in a nightclub parking lot. Typical markings include: someone else’s discarded cigarette butt hanging, stuck to their bottom lip; shorts so dirty you wonder how they could possibly get that way; a ripped football T-shirt from a Super Bowl in the 90’s; and sometimes during breeding season, a white plastic ‘thank you’ bag tied in a knot filled with various unknown goods. Juveniles have a full set of teeth; adults have few to no teeth. One particularly unique trait of this goblin is a distinct musk gland that emits an odor akin to lukewarm scrotum and industrial paint thinner. If one sees a questionable act they must shout in an authoritative voice from a distance or shine bright light upon the subject in question. If the subject proceeds to scatter towards a nearby chain link fence holding their arms to their chest with a full ripped t shirt of scrap metal like a frightened squirrel- one has positively identified a Copper Goblin.

I drove by the cemetery on my way home and observed a breeding pair of copper goblins eying the iron entry gates.

We stopped at Home Depot the other day, when we walked by the dumpster we could hear the rummaging of an entire herd of copper goblins!

Did you know that copper goblins, when molting from larva to adult, can lose up to one tooth per week while consuming more than half their body weight in raw amphetamines?

by Fishingwithdabrigs June 25, 2023

copper qwerty crown

what you get after making 10 qwerty deffinitions

person1 i got the copper qwerty crown
person 2 damn step 1 of 3 to being a loser
person 1 you mean step 1 of 4 to being god
person 2 there is a 4th step to loser!?!

by vanillaijeidhei March 16, 2022

copper balls

Someone who’s brother paints his nails and his mother is a milf

that guy kai has copper balls

by Sigma dylan December 11, 2023

Copper koolaid

Awful ass exploding brain leaking diarrhea that may or may not accompany profuse projectile vomiting

Man my ass is ass fucked up after that copper koolaid

by theloveablechucklefuck September 8, 2023

Copper chicken nugget

When a girl is on her period and she shoves a chicken nugget up her vagina for the sauce.

That bitch tried to feed me a Copper chicken nugget

by Copperchickennugget August 2, 2022

slobber copper

When you're girl sucking on your cock and then you spit in her mouth afterwards.

slobber copper Yoooo, he just did the slobber copper on me. Felt great!

by Jarafet August 8, 2017

Copper Jugged

a phrase used to communicate that you have been left in an undesirable situation of vulnerability with no obvious way out of the situation, its is of similar meaning to the word Goosed , and Takened. The phrase is believed to have originated in the Clancy Park region of Ennis Town Ireland, and is a very popular phrase with the youth of Ennis town

The Gardai (Irish Police) are about to arrest you , your friend might say , your copper jugged.

by Shamo Mc May 8, 2011