cookies

1) Delicious and sugary treats.

2) Stuff that your computer stores when it visits certain websites.

3) A codeword for weed that is used in mixed company.

1) Mmm! Your mom bakes the best chocolate chip cookies!

2) I often delete my cookies when I don't want my parents to know which websites I've been to.

3) Sure! I'd love to go to the movies. I'll bring some cookies we can have beforehand (wink wink).

by nugget410 November 3, 2009

cum cookies

noun-jacking off into cookie dough and baking it crisp and then serving it to your in-laws.

Hey Dad! You love them cookies dont you?
"Sure do son!"
(Dough bags eating cum cookies mwwhahaha)

by Demented Fuck January 21, 2005

make cookies

have sex; get freaky; get your sex on; fuck... etc.

Sometimes you can get specific about things as well.. example: lets make chocolate chip cookies... meaning lets do it in the butt.

Girl: Lets go make cookies

Boy: Hell yeah. Lets go.

by ilikesugarcookies March 28, 2010

Coolie Tabouli

A statement used in the presence of middle eastern people, in reference to a situation being "All Good".

When working today at Aladdin's I spilled Hummos all over the floor, Ryan said it's "Coolie Tabouli" brosif, I'll help you clean it!

by gr8ful2jerry January 18, 2011

Coolie Cut

A cute, funny and inspirational rapper who is part of members only vr

Coolie Cut is so fineee 🤤

by dreadfulbf February 18, 2019

cookiesexual

when you got some brain damage from joining a dreamsexual discord server

I'm cookiesexual

Did you accidentally join some Dreamsexual discord servers?

by CHUNGUS MUNCHER December 15, 2021

Unemployment Cooties

fear of interacting with an unemployed person for fear that whatever caused him or her to be unemployed will transfer to you. Originally used by John Stewart on the Daily Show.

After I lost my job, all of my "friends" suddenly became too busy to spend time with me. I guess I have unemployment cooties.

by wouldaben January 4, 2011