Student 1: Hey mom can I practice driving on the way to school? Mom: Sure! Let’s hurry it up. Student 1: (Pulls up in carpool lane) Let’s stop here, when there are teachers waving me to move foward, and I am holding up the rest of the line. Just so me and my mother can switch seats, and the rest of the Columbus Academy community can hate me for a day!
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