Columbian Sandpaper Ride

When you dip your dick in hot wax and pull it out then pour sand on it and wait for it to dry so its rough like sandpaper then you proceed to fuck a girl in her asshole then pull out and with your poopy dick give her a mustache out of her own shit

Yo dude i gave that girl such a rough Columbian Sandpaper Ride last night she will feeling that for weeks

by SweetyN'ready69 January 10, 2009

Columbian neck tie

The act in which you have anal sex, then have sex with the girls breasts, giving a large brown streak, or a columbian neck tie.

I gave that dirty whore a columbian neck tie.

by The Q-Man March 20, 2005

columbian breast milk

Top shelf breast milk. Drunken by P Diddy as he only drinks the finest breasts milks.

I only drink the finest breast milk. (Clinks two empty milk bottles together) That Columbian breast milk tho!

by fuck boy nigga bitch January 27, 2015

Columbian Adams Apple

The act of a person performing oral sex on a male. The person performing the oral sex on the male must swallow a small bag of coke. One end of a string is to be tied to the small coke bag, the other end is to be tied to the base of the male's penis whom is recieving the oral sex. When the male that is recieving the oral sex is about to ejaculate, he pulls out far enough to remove the coke bag and make a popping sound, ejaculates on the person's throat while snorting the bag of coke.

I really appriciate a good Columbian Adams Apple from time to time.

by Karl Mahley May 16, 2009

Columbian jack hammer

While plowing a female women you snort a line of cocaine of her clit

The dirty bitch let me do her with the Columbian jack hammer

by Top shagger gav December 5, 2019

Columbian Swan Dive

A Columbian Swan Dive is when you are doing a hooker doggy style and you put at least an 8 balls worth cocaine down her ass crack and scoop it up with your erect penis. Then you bend your penis down and let go so it launches a cloud of cocaine into the air infront of your face. Inhale deeply as you stick your arms out as if you are doing a Swan dive.

Bro, I railing this hooker from the back and she handed me a fat bag of coke and told me to go for a Columbian Swan Dive. I could not resist.

by Chuck Savage May 13, 2021

Columbian Birthday Cake

Putting a bunch of Columbian Bam Bam on your dick right before you bang a girl in the ass. Then blow your load in her ear and slap the side of her head.

I was over at Donna’s last night and gave her a Columbian Birthday Cake! Happy birthday to me!

by Butter Sue July 22, 2019