colton eisner

fucking retard

that guy is so retarded hes probably names colton eisner

by Big meat spinner 69 July 15, 2019

colton and melanie

The most dynamic couple that could ever be conceived. Need to date if not already.

OMG they are Soo Colton and Melanie

by Cstall03 September 28, 2017

colton unger

A douche-canoe who has a tiny penis. And who also sucks mad ween

That guy is such a colton unger

by Yaboibadger January 19, 2018

Colton Roberts

Better than all his friends at everything, beautiful, smart and funny. He is a true friend and will always make you feel better, even though he might be better than you.

Blair: I wish I was more like Colton Roberts.

by NOTcoltcaliber January 16, 2013

Colton Darst

Colton Joshua Darst, my very dear friend who has recently passed away. A wonderful person who will be dearly missed. A true friend.

Colton Darst was a wonderful friend, and person in general. His name means cool and although he was he was very sweet.

by R.I.P November 26, 2006

colton moment

any situtation that can be viewed in a perverted way.

Bob: My pencil is longer than yours.

Max: Uh oh, colton moment...

(Max thought the pencil as a p*nis and how they can be in various lengths)

by Daniel Robonson May 19, 2011

Colton Daoust

That quiet kid that always gets left behind especially in dangerous situations. He is that one kid to break something at a party. He spills his drink at every dinner. If there is fire around, he will put his finger in it. If there is a knife around he will start cutting things. He also shoots every one of his teammates in World War Z and laughs when they die.

Colton Daoust A man who, when browsing his name on Urban Dictionary, will get a ridiculous confidence boost.

by FurryLover225 June 4, 2020