north shore cocktail

Chardonnay or other white wine with diet coke on the rocks served in a tall wine glass.

Let's make some north shore cocktails to celebrate your birthday!

by Mr. O. August 31, 2020

Cocktail Balls

The courage brought about as a direct result of the consumption of alcohol, often resulting in an embarrassing or dangerous situation for those around the person experiencing it.

Steve: "Did you hear what happened to Curt last night?"

Kelly: "No, what?"

Steve: "He got Cocktail Balls at the bar last night....I bailed him out of jail this morning..."

Kelly: "Wow!"

by Deohgee8 December 16, 2009

cocktail fruit

A man's genitals

"She was yearning for his cocktail fruit"

by urbanmama5 March 19, 2015

rainbow cocktail

With a loving partner, after a long night of fornication, to husband the combined essence of your ejaculate, gleet and the lady's fannybatter and, when available, menstrual runoff; to mix it with the contents of the liquor cabinet, fetch two straws and share a tall glass of the results.

The night we shared our first rainbow cocktail was the night I told her I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her. Ah wait, I tell a lie - we done it once before the night you was conceived.

by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007

brompton cocktail

a wonderfuly intoxicatinng elixer. containing alchol, coke (cocain), and heroin. Was comenly used in britan in the early 20th centery as pain reliver for dying patents. kno

Sally was sad to hear she was dying. But as soon as we gave her a Brompton Cocktail she was pleased to expeirence the end of her life.

by zekiwi October 22, 2006

commando cocktail party

a party where attendees do not wear undergarments, and the female attendees wear skirts.

"Bro, you freeballin to the Commando Cocktail Party at Michael's house this friday night?"

"Of course, ya big dummy. Ain't no one wearing drawls - and the lizzies are wearing skirts. It's gonna be like a clam dig in Nantucket!"

"Spectabulous, germanicus!"

by Jo Jo Jikaphrio November 10, 2007

pussy fart cocktail

a girl takes a huge shit into a cocktail glass and tops it off with a wicked pussy fart. The shit is optional but the pussy fart is mandatory. you may do what you want with the finished cocktail...

Bill: dude i'm craving something awesome
Jessica: do you want to put it in my asshole?
Bill: No i want a pussy fart cocktail
Jessica: ok perfect, i just ate taco bell and have lots of air in my puss

by Jamal Schwartz October 21, 2010