Coach Fran

A douche nozzle. The current head coach at Texas A&M, fans everywhere anxiously await the day that he is either fired or dies in a burning inferno.

1) Coach Fran can claim impressive stats such as worst school loss ever, two worst bowl losses, 0-5 against Oklahoma, 1-4 against Texas, 1-4 against Texas Tech, and gave his school the first losing record in 20+ years.

2) Coach Fran does not disclose information on players injuries...unless he is paid $1200 a season. Currently under investigation by the NCAA.

by rhutton125 November 25, 2007

Couch Coach

Someone who is at home watching a sport event (such as football etc.) on television at home and thinks that they know how to play the sport better than those that are actually competing. This leads to unnecessary yelling of comments towards the screen, which the athletes can not hear anyway.
A couch coach can be any sort of television sport spectator, but is often someone that lacks any real sporting ability.
Derived from the television environment (couch) and the constant yelling similar to that of a coach. Also just a fun spin on the classic "couch potato".

*PASS THE BALL! COME ON! PASS THE BALL!*

Come on dude, quit being such a couch coach.

by CJ Moose July 11, 2014

rowing coach

An evil person who enjoys seeing his crew in pain. Directs towers to wake up at 4am and row in the freezing cold and in any condition and feel pain all over (especially on ergos) for the sake of him winning a pennant. Rowing coaches usually sit in tinnies rigged up while watching his crew freeze to death for pleasure.

The rowing coach wants us to come get on the water at 4 tomorrow

by Robert john April 26, 2015

Coach Muhl

A talkative, boring, geriatric, and cruel teacher.

Your dad is such a coach muhl.

by WhatUpCuz101 November 28, 2018

coach dooly

A horrible person that will rip your soul to shreds if you forget to wear your school id, or decide to where your hoodie to school.

Oh yeah man, I didnt wear my id and I got dooled by coach dooly.

by YoungDaggerDickJuuler October 23, 2018

Coach Watson

A truly loved leader that takes his wide knowledge from Gary and drive to explore the world from paddy, overall a wonderful man the inspires the team to do their very best while he idolises keanos fashion sense....Baggy PantsCoach Watson is destined to become one of the greats basically a God!

Coach Watson - let’s do some high knees lads

Lano - you inspire me everyday can I have you autograph

by Lemon555 June 11, 2018

Coach Watson

Coach Watson is a loved boi the gets his inspiration from the main man Gary and his drive to explore the world from paddy and is totally a sexy beast, the lad can pull any girl because of his lanky legs and as soon as they know he’s Coach. He is loved very much by his team but unfortunately he’s going through a Baghdad Pants phase.

He is determined to go down as one of the greats and will succeed!

Coach Watson - let’s do some warmups lads high knees, high knees!
Lano - You are my inspiration can I have a photo

by Lemon555 June 11, 2018