claustrophobic

The Fear of Either A)Santa Clause B)Being Crowded

A)Squidward: I'm claustrophobic.
Patrick: Whats That
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Clause.
B)Person: *is surrounded by people* Get me out of here, i'm claustrophobic and i think i'm gonna puke

by YoutubeWest1132 May 24, 2011

Closter

A town devoid of any night life. A place where every night of the week is Monday night.

Lets go into the city, there is nothing to do in this town at night, its so Closter.

by Mr. Zenon October 25, 2011

claustrophobia

An intense, abnormal fear of small spaces.

I had a sudden attack of claustrophobia when I locked myself in the closet.

by Aldo Shabadoo February 7, 2004

cluster fuck

military use: a situation where nothing will go right, casaulties will occur, evac will not happen, often engineered by the stupid.

"The Bradley got brewed up at the same time inbound arty started dropping, and the whole deal turned into a giant cluster fuck.

by Brian H March 14, 2002

closter

a place were kids are rich and spoiled and get wasted on there use parents money. there is so much drama. from bad mouths to fist fight. all the different cliques. skaters hang behind burger king, the jocks at there friends houses and play man hunt. the popular girls hang out in there friends basements. and uss we hang out everywere.. from downtown closter to eachothers houses.. everyone noes everyone.. from the west side,, the poor side to the east side the west side. plus there are alottt of asians! asian this asian that.. damn we have like 5 million nail salons! that my hometown, CLOSTER

"o shit! closter is in the house?!", "closter is mcbizz the shizz", "closter.. so much drama"

by anona loves you January 8, 2007

cluster spunk

A fictional method of male ejaculation whereby one's semen is shot into the air as one main globule only to cluster and split into thousands of spunky droplets when the apex of it's trajectory is reached.

Dude 1: "Yo dude, I totally cluster spunked ya mom last night."

Dude 2: "Oh snap, Dude. Oh snap."

Dude 1: "That bitch was caked, yo!"

by Spunkmaster6008 October 12, 2009

Clusterfucation

"Clusterfucation" is the combination from the term Cluster Fuck. This word was originally created from an I.T. standpoint for use in corporate staff meetings at a large RV Manufacturer where foul language was not permitted. This word can also be use to describe an individual based upon something they did or are doing that will result in failure.

This origin of this word was due to a CIO who never had experience within an I.T. department and whos background was as a Director of Human Resources. When this person took control of the I.T. department, every project seemed to end up in total failure.

This phrase can also be used in conjunction with the term M&M's. See seperate definition for this.

This project/task did not go well. Time lines and objectives were not met and at each stage of this project/task seemed to bring on additional issues. The result of this has ened in nothing less than total Clusterfucation.

by hACmAN2u March 8, 2011