Clot

Collective noun for a group of phlebotomists.

1. A clot of phlebotomists.

2. Every morning, clots of phlebotomists would meet to discuss any cases that may be difficult. They would categorise these difficult cases as"stones" not to be attempted singularly.
Getting blood from stones always took a clot of phlebotomists,.

3. New extraction techniques were always first reviewed by the senior sub-clot committee (the cream of the clots) before being adopted by the super-clot community.

by Ratus Bagus July 29, 2025

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clot buster

Busting a nut when your girl has a heavy flow.

I had to have it, so I gave my girl a clot buster.

by Clotbuster March 3, 2016

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Slick Clot

When an omega in the a/o/b universe has an over production of slick and it cannot be expelled normally so it clots and has to be pushed out forcibly

“The doctor said a side effect of the suppressants were slick clots”

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clot

Someone that is being counter-productive by doing nothing.

We've got a presentation due tomorrow and you haven't even done anything, you clot.

by CHIPDIX July 7, 2018

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Clot Blocked

Similar to being cock blocked. But instead of another person interfering with the prospect of coitus,
It is the realisation that the woman has her rags, With blood clots so heavy, even dolmio cant bear to wear that grin.

" Hey Shannan, Did you end up rooting that hot cunt Beezy the other night?

" No, I wish! I really wanted to, but i got clot blocked"

PERSON 1 " Do you reckon Chris rooted that hoT old bird Shannan"
PERSON 2 " Nah ,poor cunt got clot blocked'
PERSON 1 " I didn't think hed let a bit of blood stop him
PERSON 2 " It didnt , He still tried, what a keeper"

by ShannanD January 10, 2025

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