Cheaper to Keep Her

When you’re stuck in a miserable marriage, but it would be too costly to go through divorce.

My wife is cheating on me and nagging every day, but if we divorced she would make out with a ton of our money. It’s cheaper to keep her.

by Juicyjeremy January 5, 2023

extreme cheapskates

Viral American TV show series on TLC with episodes reacted to by many YouTubers including sssniperwolf and more.

The show profiles families who stop at nothing to spend nothing. From making reusable toilet paper and reusing dental floss to diving in garbage bins for gifts, these penny pinchers devise outrageous ways to cuts costs by any means necessary.

Dude, I was watching extreme cheapskates last night and the Pinto's are by far the cheapest family on the show. The mom is SUCH a cheapskate! Ridiculous penny pinchers..

by honeydrop May 6, 2019

65 is the cheapest

Meaning a gross girl.

Chick wants me to fuck but 65 is the cheapest

by Killem Bruh April 14, 2016

Cheap Kid

A guy formally known as Andrew but is refered to as "Cheap Kid" because of the things he does. Also known as alien because of his long fingers and desire to probe guys from the ass

Hey remember that guy Andrew? He keeps taking my fries without even asking

"I'm rich because i'm cheap." - Andrew

by zeeeeee March 7, 2005

cheapbeast

1.A person who wants to dress like a hypebeast but cannot afford the clothing so they find alternative cheaper clothing

2.A person who shops at aeropostale or anchor blue.

"Yo he got that shirt at kohls...that is so cheapbeast."

"5 for $10"

by uuuhhhx2 October 16, 2008

cheap finish

In fighting games, when a player defeats an enemy who was blocking (throws excepted). Used in Darkstalkers 3, and alternatives like 'cheap', 'cheese', and 'super cheese' are used in various Capcom-branded fighting games.

"Whup my ass with a cheap finish, eh? Time to feed the Vengeance Monster!"

by Mad Walrus December 22, 2002

cheapskake

A type of cake that comes out from Donald Trumps Vagina

Nobody produce cheapskake like Donald

by MR All political n shit October 25, 2015