champ man

Championship manager
The best fuckin footy game ever to play
with ur m8s and havvin beers etc.

Yo have u got champ man?

by Jon Davies August 29, 2003

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Champ Slap

To slap another friend on the buttock in order to motivate that person to get snacks.

Guy 1: Aye man, get us some snacks.
Guy 2: Man, I don't feel like it.
Guy 1: Alright, look. I'll go get them but since I really don't want to, I need a Champ Slap to get motivated.

by Seto Osiris November 7, 2009

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champ scamp

A used condom, generally still full of fluid.

Walking through the alley, I spotted a champ scamp next to a used needle.

by iamnerp February 12, 2015

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Champ Whistler

Someone who spreads dog food on their genitals in order to attract the attentions of a family pet.

I swear I could smell Pedigree Chum, I bet he's a real Champ Whistler.

by Sourceror November 18, 2016

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There are essentially two meanings to doing the Champ (or Champing), as commonly understood in private professional services firms (bankers, consultants, lawyers, engineers, etc.).

1) To pump your chest, back your shoulders, lift your chin and look straight ahead with the confidence of a 10 even though you are a 7.5. Generally used by finance and law bros in bars/clubs to try to seduce their female counterparts. Best paired with a Patagucci, deal sleds and an invitation to dad's closed-circle retreat in Montauk. Works once in a while.

2) To argue as though one is absolutely right when being completely wrong and backed by no supporting evidence.

1) Dude! I was in the restroom at 1 0ak and when I got out of the toilet cabin, I looked at myself in the mirror, winked, I Champed myself up and walked out. That superb blonde saw me with my Champ on right when I got out of the restroom and the deal was closed! We skipped the closing dinner and went straight to dessert!

2) The person Champing: "Dude! Have you seen these fake news about climate change? The reason why there are less and less glaciers on earth is because they fall off the earth when they arrive at the end and then float in space! Other glaciers will show up from within our beautiful flat earth in due course!"
The other person: "Fuck buddy, you're doing the Champ (or Champing) again!"

by FinanceMan April 15, 2019