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chalk talk

the talk hockey players get while in the dressing room in between periods.
guy 1: wow our team is playing really shitty.
guy 2: yeah there going to get a heck of a chalk talk after this.
by aLyB February 24, 2011
mugGet the chalk talkmug.

Tufty chalk

Tufty chalk tends to be from West Virginia and extremely invested into the military even though he is to fat to even attempt to make it past boot camp. When he gets rejected by the military he regresses into the person the he tried to stuff for a long time. He starts to rape his 10 year old brother which tufty chalk thinks he is a girl. During tufty chalk rape festivals they like to play the pubes in a way that sounds like banjo music. In short he is a fat inbreeding fuck who is very militarily invested.
Tufty chalk played his pubes during the inbreeding rape festival.
by anonymous January 29, 2019
mugGet the Tufty chalkmug.

Chalked up

The act if cutting a hot pepper in half, then inserting the mouthpiece of a pipe for smoking marijuana into a half and twisting( much like chalking up a pool cue). Then telling your friend you got the best weed ever and letting him go first. Usually effecting the next 1-3 in line as well before the first smoker notices something is wrong.
While joe was distracted at the party, mike broke out a jalapeño pepper and his bowl and chalked it up. Joe then got the honor of starting the bowl off. The bowl got to the 4th in line just as joe realized his lips were burning. Joe will NEVER forget being chalked up....
by RickyRanks October 2, 2019
mugGet the Chalked upmug.

chalk it down

Means 'to make a record of something' or 'to have completed something noteworthy'. Usually shortened to 'chalk it'.
"I just got that girl's number. Chalk it."
by E/O/W September 3, 2005
mugGet the chalk it downmug.

chalk head

Generaly someone who is addicted to coke, same as a coke head.
"Damn homeboys a straight up chalk head."
by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008
mugGet the chalk headmug.

Chalk-Marks

The poop dots left on the bottom of the toilet after taking a dump.
Oh hot-dog! I left some chalk-marks for you.
by donttouchthechalkmarks October 27, 2010
mugGet the Chalk-Marksmug.

Chalk It Up

When The Night Is Young, and the hoes are not to be found and your surrounded by the same sex. You Say Fuck It And Go Home
Shit what you doin? Nothin' wastin gas, shit let
s chalk it up....
by macaveli January 16, 2008
mugGet the Chalk It Upmug.

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