Cesar

Cesar is the name of a neckbeard. Cesar is a cool guy, but he likes to bullshit a lot. You never know what he’s talking about or if you should believe him. He is obsessed with poop and ugly chicks. He’s a little on the scrawny side, but he’ll definitely knock you out with his man bun. Don’t fuck with Cesar or his boyfriend, Jared, will let you have it.
Hey you know Cesar?”
“No”
by SchrodingersNutsack February 20, 2020
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cesar garibay

cesar garibay is a boss ass bitch who skates and gets bitches
dude did did you cesar garibay bust that sick hospital flip hes gonna get hella bitches now
by baker boards December 14, 2013
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Cesar moment

When somebody does something really stupid that makes you think they’re underdeveloped, retarded or trolling
a Cesar moment

Person 1: you’re a dumbass
Person 1: your*
by kuinndylxer May 16, 2023
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Cesar Gimeno

Cesar Gimeno is a greek handsome guy. He becam famous in 1290 thanks to his twitch strems. His real name is `Caesar´ but he is avergonciated. He is like a bird, he has many girlfriends like Margareth, but he is too shy to speak with her.
No Cap. He enjoys stealing his classmates´ school material, even though we are more poor than poor people. His favourite anime is 7 deadly sins.
Cesar Gimeno give me back my glasses or I will cry
Stop being a bully or I will call my friend Madara
Caesar how is ur day cutie?
by Minekrom March 11, 2021
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Cesar

Oh no that Cesar ate all the food, also he attempt to jump caused a tsunami causing Australia to sink into the ocean
by UniformedGentleman4226 May 6, 2024
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Cesar the monkey

cesar the monkey is a special monkey in all of our hearts. he is loved by us bc of his ADHD moments. he doesn’t like being called a monkey, but that’s okay.. he also died in his sleep due to 42 gunshots on his leg. he also got his toe chopped off which caused him to go on 748 comas. he was only 1 hour old.
some girl: omg is that cesar the monkey
random guy: yes *process to shoot cesar 42 times in the leg*
by sparkzlol74 June 12, 2022
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Cesar

A very lazy unmotivated person who overreacts. They're usually of Indian descent, they don't know how to shower, they net bangerz, and try to act like a black person because of their skin.
Watch out for those wild Cesars!!
by Coco Val November 4, 2021
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