Controlled Chaos

When shit is going on that appears to be completely and utterly cluster-fucked and without reason but for a few people things are under control.

Example one

The Usual Suspects "Keyser Söze" Controlled Chaos to his advantage.

Example two

Bob: "Holy shit! A plane just hit that building!"

Priest: "Its God's will that 2,973 people died."

Bob: "So its also God's will for you to touch boys?"

Priest: "Its not called the second coming of Jesus for no reason."

Bob: "...where do you buy your pot from?"

Priest: " Praise be unto the lord, he giveth and he taketh away!"

by Kie D. K. January 25, 2010

controller drifting

the act of playing a video game such as minecraft and walking off the edge and dying to the void

walking of the edge of the map in minecraft because of controller drifting

by .Goated. May 30, 2021

DualFX Controller

A controller that Sony hired Splitfish to make for their PS2. It looks like a mutilated version of the Nintendo Revolution controller. I guess Sony just had to rip-off Nintendo... again. One thing that Sony couldn't copy off the Nintendo Revolution controller was the ability to sense the 3D enviornment. If your wondering why the DualFX only senses a 2D enviornment, it's because it needs that crappy Eyetoy in order to work. Sony expects this to counter the Nintendo Revolution controller that everyone is getting exited to use in an FPS. It will end up another Sony flop anyway, sorry Sony, but you need to come up with your own ideas. Oh, and they're charging $60 for it.
NOTE: If you want to see the article and pic, search "DualFX" on Google news or.

Mike: Dude I got the DualFX controller for PS2
John: I finally got my Nintendo Revolution!!!
Mike: The DualFX can do the same thing and it only cost $60
John: That is kind of expensive for something that only works in a 2D eviornment
Mike: 2D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT ONLY WORKS IN 2D!!!!!!!!!
John: God takes pitty on you

by RamuneMatt April 3, 2006

Mod Controller

A special controller for the PS3. Mod controllers use a special mechanical flaw, where when you pull the trigger, the button presses two levers that shoot the weapon you are holding three times as fast. This type of controller is usually used in first person shooters like Black Ops.

You do you have a mod controller for your PS3

by MW2 Freak January 16, 2011

mind-controlling nose gnome

A once considered mythical creature that lives in the oversized and distracting wart on the end of a nose. Only a wart gnome attached to a waron has the ability for mind control. The gnome often is perverse and has a one-track objective. The gnome has the appearance of a racecar driver and controlls the host with a steering wheel.

The waron walked up behind me and then the mind-controlling nose gnome ordered him to put his hands on my body. Gross!

by boomerang19 June 21, 2006

cuntroll

see muffintop

the flap of fat that usually is seen on older women that hangs over the pelvis.

not the same as a muffintop

its more easily seen in jeans.

usually tucked in.

"Dude, did you see Mrs. Bicmore during lunch today?"

"Oh yea man she had a huge cuntroll, I almost threw up."

by Shoopuff June 25, 2008

centroletion

(sihn troe LEE shun) n. -pl. centroletions- The act of deleting text by setting the type cursor near the center of the material to be deleted and tapping the "Backspace" and "Delete" keys simultaneously and repetitively until that material is deleted. It is quicker than just tapping the "Backspace" key or the "Delete" key, and it is more controlled than holding down either of those keys.
other forms:
n. centroleter
v. tr. centrolete
v past centroleted
ger. centroleting

Monty performed centroletion on some text in his word processor, and then said, "Good idea, Weezer Ohio! You are centro-1337!"

by Weezer Ohio April 29, 2006