The John Cena

When you got one hand in her cooter and one in her tooter and you flip her over so fast she kisses her own ass.

The other night I did the John Cena on a girl and the next day she called her chiropractor.

by Muddcutie February 18, 2022

The John Cena Affect

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena

Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect

by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017

John Cena

-A wannabe dumb bully who insists no one can see him while in reality everybody can and shakes his right hand vertically as a taunt to check his victim's sighting power.
-A person dressed up as a bowl of Fruity Pebbles according to Dwayne Johnson "The Rock"
-A part time wrestler who appears more on Total Divas than Raw and Smackdown
-A meme that died but keeps coming back

Dan: And his name is "John CEEEEEEEENAAAAA!!!"
David: "John Cena"?!! seriously? C'mon man, that's a very old joke

by Mr.Warrior December 11, 2018

John Cena

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAA

Person 1: Do you know who John Cena is?

Person 2: No.

Person 1: Get your ass outta my house.

by asdfafadgdagdasfgasdfga May 17, 2021

John cena

Big fat man

THE BIG FAT MAN JOHN CENA

by Elijah: Alanah is da best May 2, 2022

John Cena

A wrestler and a meme.

Meme: Do a deer a female deer ....... la a note to follow so, Tee I drink with jamin bread. And that will bring us back to......John Cena Do do do doooooooo. AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!!!
Search up best john cena vines up on u-tube to see more!

by John Cena has a bucket with sw May 8, 2016

John cena

U cant see him

They said john cena won the fight

To bad we cant see him

by Kristol September 18, 2020