Cat

A demon in feline form which has successfully hacked natural selection by manipulating the dominant species. The most prevalent and destructive invasive species known to man, cats wreak havoc on songbird populations, ruin indoor air quality and kill humans with Toxoplasmosis and Bartonella infections worldwide. Prolonged exposure to their Toxoplasma bacteria will cause humans to lose their will and become cat thralls over time.

"My cat clawed my daughter's face off yesterday. It was her fault for moving so suddenly and thankfully the cat is ok."
- a cat thrall

by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 25, 2022

Cat

Cats are known as mammals and some cats are crazy

I saw a cat

by Meerkatplayz July 28, 2016

Cat

A cat is a very lazy animal that's mostly always grumpy. A cat is an adorable creature some times, because if you make a cat angry you won't want to be near it.😺

A cat is lazy, fluffy some times, angry, and adorable.😸😻

by Sonia✔ May 11, 2016

Cat

A transgender witch cat that goes by the name of Mr Symons

Mr Symons is a cat

by ponie rider September 01, 2017

Cat

A dog.

oOOOOooOOh! An alley Cat.

by julianisnotgay September 19, 2019

Cat

murderers, they will kill you in your sleep, STAY AWAY they will try to trick you with their adorable looks.

WHOA DUDE STAY AWAY FROM THAT CAT

by torrejas January 11, 2022

Cat

pieces of fluff that sleep and push things off tables and counters, that is it

Isaac: what happened
Josh: my cat pushed a piece of scissors of the shelf cutting a wire making my daughters life support to fail
Isaac: lol get nae naed

by Tobyvenom August 16, 2020