Carpe Noctem

Latin for 'Seize the day'.

It is a pun off of Carpe Diem. Which is a Latin expression, meaning 'Seize the day'.
It was also a name of a goth magazine that ran in the 1990s. And also a dutch filmclub.

Guy 1: Hey, shouldn't you be sleeping?

Guy 2: Carpe Noctem, man. I will when I level up my guy.
by xMaGiCx July 17, 2006
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hiroshima carp

the worst baseball team I have ever witnessed. most of the time they had to time out for injuries as the pitcher would throw the ball and they would try to hit it with their heads.
No matter how much they sucked, all fans would yell out each individual player's name as they were up to the bat and systematically chant.
The hiroshima carps lost the game and I wasted my money for the train ticket up to Hiroshima City. Now I long to return to Saijou and cry.
by m0u5y January 03, 2006
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Carp Eye

Carp Eye - Another More Exciting Name for the Common Carp, Used to Get the Attention of Fellow Anglers. When Catching a Common Carp on Hook and Line People In Wonder Lake Yell " Carp-Eye " simulating that they caught a much more sought after fish species the Walleye.

Carp Eye - To Make a Fish Species Sound Better Than It Is.
Brian Hooked Into a Huge Fish, and Yelled "Carp Eye". We Knew it was a good sized Carp!!!
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Carpe Diem Cras

meaning Seize The Day Tomorrow,
This word is in Latin (The Dead Language) and is associated with Carpe Diem meaning Seize The Day....but Carpe Diem Cras is the exact opposite, sometimes used by procrastinators.
Carpe Diem Cras
by Double Soul April 01, 2009
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Marsh Carp

A Marsh Carp is an obese, stupid, lazy, grouchy, dirty man that is commonly found anywhere in any down town area looking oblivious and distraught. They often try to flirt and harass cashiers and hookers. This is the male version of a Swamp Donkey
by Barney's version November 12, 2009
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Borked Carp

A condition in which you are unable to live-up to the expectations of an incensed customer through no fault of your own, but rather ineffective tools.
That one went over like a Borked Carp.
by Paul Schweaddy February 12, 2010
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Carpe diez nuts

An insult given by a man to either another man or a woman. Derived from carpe diem meaning sieze the day. Modified to either insult another man or sexually arouse a woman.
Ex. My girlfriend wanted it so I told her carpe diez nuts

Ex. My bro began to bitch me out so I told him to carpe diez nuts.
by Professor Latin March 11, 2009
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