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blow some carbon off the valves

When one finally has sex after an extended period of abstinence. Sexual intercourse is compared to starting an engine that has been sitting for a while and has accumulated excessive carbon deposits in its inner workings.
Dude, the last time I got laid was during the Cretaceous Period, I've gotta blow some carbon off the valves .
by Spency McGee September 20, 2017
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carbon dangle

when you have your ashes of your smoke not tapped into an ashtray and just left to dangle
yo man, ash that bitch, don't let yo carbon dangle
by Mozes March 31, 2005
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CARaoke

To sing along with the music that plays in your car as you drive... Usually with no limits on the volume and little concern for intonation or pitch... It is best performed with equal energy and enthusiasm, regardless of vehicle's speed, or position of windows/convertible/moon roof top. Level of musical performance should not be influenced by the location or audible range of any other motorist(s) unless said motorist(s) are members of local law enforcement... !
"Nice ride, Man... Your sound system rocks...!"

"Thanx, Bro...! It took me a while to match my CARaoke levels with all of this aftermarket gear, but the groovin' helps with the cruisin' unless the cops are abusin'...!"
by christopher Cherry April 1, 2008
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carbosaur

Carbosaurs – People who overeat carbohydrates. They are usually vegetarians or anyone lingering at the snack machine.
Dinah to Sauron: “Wipe those crumbs from your mouf, you Carbosaur!”
Sauron to Dinah: “Who was attacking the Cheetos and wouldn’t share earlier?! You’re the real Carbosaur, licking your fingers and all.”

Lynne: “Look at my food journal! Sheesh, I’m a Carbosaur!”
Jonas: “Yea, you monster! Raawwrrr!”
by heather acq April 17, 2008
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carbohydrated

Supplied with ample carbohydrates, the main source of fuel for bodily action.

Best used in the context of exercise or physical labour.
Devin: Yo Mitch, you good to go?
Mitch: Yeah bro, I'm hydrated and carbohydrated. Lets DO THIS!
by Elliott Spook August 1, 2010
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carbon cycle

The movement of carbon among living organisms the air, and the ground.
by non of your business April 20, 2014
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Carbosexual

The romantic or sexual attraction or preference toward carbonated beverages (ex: pop, cola, soda, sparkling water)
The person values carbonated beverages over people and is often very selective about the brand and type.
Friend A: "Hey man, what do you want to drink?"
Friend B: "You got any Pepsi?"
Friend A: "You ok with diet?"
Friend B: "Hell no, I'll pass"
Friend A: "What are you, carbosexual?"
by ThatWeirdWhiteStarDog October 9, 2017
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