Cannibal

Someone who is fed up with people

He just ate the mayor! He's a cannibal!

by SalmonTasty March 20, 2017

Cannibalism

The solution to world hunger and world population

eating a person is cannibalism

by hunger. April 19, 2021

Dishrack Cannibal

A person who takes recently washed (or dirty but re-useable) kitchen utensils or crockery from a dish rack rather than taking new ones out of the drawer or washing their own.

Zak: There are no clean teaspoons in the cutlery drawer...
Sara: Just use a dirty one from the dishrack - it's all tea!
Zak: Eww gross! You're such a dishrack cannibal!

by peanutismint July 14, 2011

Cannibal

A cannibal is someone who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter. But no really, cannibals are people who eat people.

"Run! Its a cannibal! He got John! Run!"

by JokesWithFriends July 11, 2023

Cannibal

A psychopath that has desires to consume human flesh in a meal

Dude: Have you seen the homeless guy down the street?
Other Dude: Yeah, I heard rumors that he's a cannibal

by MeatGrease May 4, 2021

Cannibal

A more accurately scientific word would be homo sapiens. Scientist spent many years studying Ludwig Feuerbach's phrase "you are what you eat" and concluded that the species homo sapiens refer to cannibals

The cannibal accidentally ate a piece of grass. Making him a hybrid between grass and humans

by Shfsjdbrf March 16, 2022

Cannibal

A person who is fed up with people

Cannibal: Ugh I'm so hungry
Cannibal 2: Here have the cold shoulder

by a friend for dinner October 16, 2022