camper

Campers, by definition, are people who position themselves in one spot and stay there for extended periods of time, usually either to guard an objective or to surprise unwary passer-bys. Flamed the most on the ever-popular Counter-Strike. Campers are usually hated on by anyone that doesn't camp because people seem to think that getting a kill while running in front of 10 opponents is smarter than picking them off by surprise. It's sad to say, but people are so impatient that they're willing to call you a camper just because you stand in a spot for more than 15 seconds. The whole reason why people get mad at campers is because either 1.) They died because they decided to try and be "skilled" and ran out into the open with their gun firing only to be shot at by six other guys, or 2.) Someone who is too afraid to look for the camper because of the fear he will be killed, thus lowering his score. Just because someone decides to hide behind a box so he can kill people that pass by doesn't make him "n00b". If he's a "n00b", what does that make you for getting killed by him. If you're good enough to call him a "n00b", why don't you just...check around instead of running past him like an idiot and getting killed, it's not that hard

The gist of it: A group of people with patience and strategy hated on by idiots and impatient 13 year olds with autism and/or ADD.

"It's 1 vs 10, I think i'll camp so I can pick a few of them off first."

Camper's dead teammate: "OMG HE'S CAMPING NOOB"

Camper kills someone
"OMG WHAT A NOOB HE CANT GET KILLS WITHOUT CAMPING"

Camper kills admin
LOLKICKED

by CamperStrike January 1, 2009

capers

Flowering bud of the keisha bush, used in fancy cooking.

Fresh salmon with lemon caper garlic sauce.

by MikelMikel February 16, 2005

camper

In a circle of smoking companions, a person whose turn takes an unreasonable amount of time.

Quit camping and pass the bowl!

by thc September 16, 2004

CalPERS

A bunch of tax payer funded leeches; but, this is also commonly used as acronym for the California Public Employee Retirement System.

Tommy: Yo dog, you get your check yet from a bunch of tax payer funded leeches?

Billy: Nah, yo. You?
Tommy: Yea playa - you know it was CalPERS straight up.
Billy: Say word?
Tommy: Word.

by have denke April 11, 2011

Camper

A phrase coined by forgetful gamers describing someone they forgot killed them in the exact same spot not 10 seconds earlier. It's a form of strategy that keep your kills higher then your deaths. That's how you win wars. No modern wars were ever won by people running around in the open. Any tactician will tell you.

It is often frowned upon especially during deathmatch style games since it is assumed everyone is running around and blasting. During the chaos a camper can rack up a good score easily. But if you want to win you have to play smart.

Gamer 1: F*ckng camper! That's such bllsh*t!

Gamer 2: Well instead of running into that room again, throw a grenade, be more cautious, or avoid the room entirely and force the camper to move. A camper will move if you don't voluntarily give him an easy shot.

Gamer 1: Whatever it's still bllsh*t.

by ToHi2Play October 27, 2012

carpet capers

a humerous phrase to describe the acts of a rugmuncher or lesbian. carpet refers to the 'rug' in rugmuncher.

look lady, your a smelly pirate-hooker, i don't wanna hear about your carpet capers with yo mamma.

by baillie August 14, 2005

unhappy camperness

The state of being an unhappy camper.

There was a general feel of unhappy camperness around the office.

by ChrisTC April 9, 2008