Callum 

Really weird guy. Not in the cutesy sense. Like in the accelerationist sense. Pretends to be left but has unconscious right-fascist sympathies. Hates stupid people on the internet whilst forgetting he is one of those stupid people. Talks too much

Might have a penis.

Callum is a good guy but sometimes I wish he would read more books and stopped being on the internet so much.

Callum by KFC is Da bomb March 26, 2019

Callum 

A big dumb idiot who passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one most Thursday nights or sometimes Saturday.

There was a callum on the toilet last weekend.

Callum by It’s friday May 1, 2019

Callum 

The most annoying son of a bitch you will ever know. He is a dick head and will always try to show off.

Callum was being Callum around his "friends"

Callum by James Vassallo May 29, 2019

Callum 

Callum is a great guy to be friends with. He's nicknamed 'small' but is actually small. Overall you should be lucky to be friends with him as he will be your friend forever. He's also a sweaty boi.

Me: Honestly I'm really lucky to have met Callum
Long lank: Ikr he's such a nice kid

Callum by gam3ral June 17, 2019

Callum 

Callum is the most hideous human you will ever see when you look at him it makes you very glad your not a Callum. He is manly attracted to girls under the age of 6 and has been arrested for having sex with a dead body of an 8 year old boy and gets bullied a lot manly by boys under the age of 10 if you see a Callum then do not approach him

Callum a pedo

Callum by Dead body fucker July 12, 2019

Callum 

He’s the #1 bae he’s absolutely lovely and so sarcastic he’s sooooo hilarious I can’t so nice and weirdo hehe just a tiny bit cute

Issy:HES a bae
Megan:I love Lewis
Callum:I love tallulah
Ahhahahahahah depression

Callum by Issybaeness August 7, 2019

Callum 

Boy with biggest foot fetish will also shank ur nan

Bro Callum wanks over feet after stabling your nan for a Tesco value yogurt

Callum by Dickhead24 September 8, 2019