Toolius Caesar

Someone who is nicknamed Toolie, and considers themselves to be akin to Julius Caesar. Most likely very sly, sharp-tongued, handsome in real life, very smart (doesn't matter if book smart or street smart), very dominant, and probably excels in sports.

Guy 1: "Hey, Toolie. Why do you have a Julius Caesar profile picture?"
Guy 2: "Because I'm Toolius Caesar."

by ad;oiadkjadaakjdhaskhaksjd August 26, 2021

Caesar Fan

A caesar fan is a person who very much enjoys the character 'caesar' from the movie 'planet of the apes' as well as all monkeys in general.

A caesar fan would say: "I am a massive caesar fan, this is why I'm at a monkey zoo! Hooray!"

by Crown_Champion March 11, 2023

caesar grandinetti

sassy and agressive, loud, bubbly and salty sister.

oh he’s such a Caesar Grandinetti!

Sister Caesar is awesome

by SISTER CAESAR November 20, 2018

caesar

an ape from planet of the apes

son will know who was his father and what caesar did for us

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

Little Caesars

The short, straight-across bangs that most barbers want to give you.

Went to a new barber and they gave me the Little Caesars even though I said I didn't want short bangs.

by Unchangeable Bird October 1, 2021

Dirty Caesar Salad

Inserting an assortment of vegetables and leafy greens into your partners rectum/vagina, letting them push it all out into a bowl, and then proceeding to finish onto it, completing the salad. Finally share it as a meal with your partner.

“Yo, John whatchu doing this weekend?” “Oh I think my girl and I will have a Dirty Caesar Salad!”

by Texasstingerlover October 1, 2025

Caesar’s Wallet

The act of having intercourse in public through the female unzipping her jeans and the male entering through the oepning and continuing to the vagina .

Beatrice was feeling hot and bothered in the park after a cold lunch and Larry suggested giving her a Caesar’s wallet . “One would love a ceasars wallet right now “

by JizzyTim June 11, 2018