I bet you cant mount a tv

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine
by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021
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The lowest of the low. Absolute scumbags who have no life and should probably kill themselves. If your a “Skater” who can’t kickflip you probably hate yourself and it’s fully justified
Look it’s a “skater” who cant kickflip I bet his parents are dissapointed in him
by Bigdickrick97372782 October 19, 2021
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grandpa cant get it up

grandpas dick can not get hard any more and grandma is getting pissed off so grandpa takes Viagra to get it hard tell your significant other this if they have erectile dysfunction
(grandma from other room) grandpa cant get it up can you now
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cant touch me

When a person is so good its hard to believe and nobody can compare to them no matter how hard they try. Basically means "You'll never be as good as me." or when you cant touch someone, whether that be physically, emotionally, spiritually, and/or mentally. In general just means someone is THAT bitch/or nigga.
example:

Person 1- "You cant touch me!'
Person 2- *shakes head* "you right..."
by wowgetoutmyface March 06, 2021
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A sentence used by @bloomsolosyourfav on tiktok, otherwise known as "🤍" with a white, blank profile picture.

This comment was used on a video made by @ivxzquz, also on tiktok, that was a video of someone roaming around their kitchen waiting for popcorn to cook. Text was overlayed on the video, "Name one word yall can't go a day without saying 💀".
bloomsolosyourfav: I CANT Go 1 day without “C.ai”!!
The 292 people replying: What the fuck
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A statement used by user @bloomsolosyourfav on tiktok, otherwise known as the average chronically online person that does nothing but artificial intelligence bots to cope when they are neglected by their family.

This term was first used in a comment section on a Tiktok video by @ivxzquz. The video displayed a person roaming around their kitchen waiting for popcorn to cook, with the following text overlayed on top: "Name a word yall can't go a day without saying 💀"
some person:I CANT Go 1 day without “C.ai”!!
sone other person:Dude what.
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