a type of cookie or cracker that tastes like a crispy coyote cooter
-dude these crackers are so stale and gross
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers
by Bibi h February 16, 2008
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Metro-Coyote

Nomadic beast known to inhabit 5 star hotels in major cities . Formerly thought to have been nocturnal , latest studies have found this beast functions without sleep . Diet consists mainly of alcohol and caffeine . Has been known to prey on the female of the species under special circumstances . Individuals in the current study are said to closely resemble MB however their howling does not resemble his crooning . Ongoing research is required .
Sightings of Metro-Coyote in the morning is rare.
by Chairman’s FW 🥕🦊 June 02, 2019
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wild coyote

A Person who ignores one-way street streets and drives the wrong direction on a one-way street.
Sally: Jim, you are out of control...this is a one-way street and your going the wrong way!
Jim: Don't worry, I'm a "wild coyote"
by LL Cool Dave June 10, 2021
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head coyote

At the Mexican border, the leader of a large group of illegal immigants trying to cross into the US.
"The group consisted of Pakistanis, Haitians, Chinese and others but the head coyote was from Africa and he bravely led the scrappy fierce group swimming across the Rio Grande in the dark of night."
by FrancisWheatsworth February 21, 2022
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coyote blue

The feeling of not-quite-depression you get when your life is predictably great. More specifically, the fear that your great control of life is ultimately keeping you from truly living, and the slight urge that follows (not unlike The Call of the Void) to ditch your steady, well paying job, sell everything you own, break off all relationships and connections, and hitchhike in the first car that will take you somewhere else.
Ted really loved his brand new sports car and well paying nine-to-five job, but every morning as he turned the keys to go to work he would feel coyote blue.
by AStrayCatRuns July 29, 2014
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Coyote ugly

When having sex and shes loud and the neighbors can clearly hear it

Like a coyote in heat

its kinda ugly to the neighbors

You can kinda think about it, that your neighbors you dont even know can hear her loud sex howling

They probably wake up the next morning like they heard a coyote during a camping trip in the woods , disturbed / excited

"Did you hear that last night?"

"of course i heard it, i couldnt sleep because of it"
probably what a girl tells her girlfriend the next day , "Went coyote ugly on his dick"

Neighbors , they went coyote ugly last night

"Hey you mind keeping coyote ugly antics down, everyone heard it"

She went coyote ugly on me, oh well i hope the neighbors dont mind too much

Like a pair of coyotes making a loud porno
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 05, 2018
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