When you rub a piece of bacon on a girls cooch, eat the bacon and then proceed to eat out the “bacon cooch”
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Get the cooch wee mug.Becomes Dj now and again, poo stains on her bed, makes odd sounds when talking to animals, has one sip of Smirnoff ice and is passed out, biggest light weight you’ll ever meet, beautiful gal but very stinky, very talented at makeup she’s like the master, this shart bag always has your back. When giz is around hide ur juicy bottoms they might get eaten by a wild bean. Finally she really enjoys being overly dramatic and make her self seem hard.
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Bob:Heyy can you hang out or what?
Tina:No, sorry i have an apointment at 2 to pick up my cooch wipes.
Bob:Oh, well good luck with those cooch wipes, i hear there expensive now days.
Tina:Yeah they are, but ya know, a girls gotta keep her cooch clean.
Tina:No, sorry i have an apointment at 2 to pick up my cooch wipes.
Bob:Oh, well good luck with those cooch wipes, i hear there expensive now days.
Tina:Yeah they are, but ya know, a girls gotta keep her cooch clean.
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by Tinman2112 July 16, 2017
Get the cooch surfer mug.Dusty Cooch is a vagina which serves as an ashtray for many people, most likely discordmods.
It can also mean that the cooch has been infected with many sorts of STIs resulting in a dusty cooter.
It can also mean that the cooch has been infected with many sorts of STIs resulting in a dusty cooter.
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