When a woman is on her period and you insert a small balloon into her vagina and blow it up until it pops, covering everything in sloughing vaginal walls and blood.
My girlfriend has such a heavy flow. That balloon popped and we made so much cooch chili last night.
by Kenny Login December 4, 2016
Get the Cooch Chilimug. A cottage inside either clitopia or cuntopolis. Usually a whore house for teenage buttfucking. There is little to no Delay in getting in
by BANANAMAN's Slit cunt February 7, 2014
Get the cooche cottagemug. Dude1: Did you see that chick in the cooch cooler?
Dude2: Yeah, another 1/4 inch and I would have seen all her business!!
Dude2: Yeah, another 1/4 inch and I would have seen all her business!!
by Coyote Boy February 4, 2014
Get the cooch coolermug. A man (or woman) who secretly uses the popular "couch surfer" website to meet women, despite innocent fronts to the contrary.
by Tinman2112 July 16, 2017
Get the cooch surfermug. When the cooch from yo girl is so horrendously disgusting. There is no other way to put it, it just stank.
Nobody:
Kids named Dominic: Her cooch stank so bad I had to turn down my TV because I couldn't taste my grilled cheese.
Kids named Dominic: Her cooch stank so bad I had to turn down my TV because I couldn't taste my grilled cheese.
by Macabrebard May 16, 2019
Get the Cooch Stankmug. Dusty Cooch is a vagina which serves as an ashtray for many people, most likely discordmods.
It can also mean that the cooch has been infected with many sorts of STIs resulting in a dusty cooter.
It can also mean that the cooch has been infected with many sorts of STIs resulting in a dusty cooter.
by xyko1 February 10, 2021
Get the Dusty Coochmug. When you rub a piece of bacon on a girls cooch, eat the bacon and then proceed to eat out the “bacon cooch”
by Anthony Dalessio :))- July 20, 2020
Get the bacon coochmug.