Becomes Dj now and again, poo stains on her bed, makes odd sounds when talking to animals, has one sip of Smirnoff ice and is passed out, biggest light weight you’ll ever meet, beautiful gal but very stinky, very talented at makeup she’s like the master, this shart bag always has your back. When giz is around hide ur juicy bottoms they might get eaten by a wild bean. Finally she really enjoys being overly dramatic and make her self seem hard.
by Daddy finger June 20, 2021
Dude1: Did you see that chick in the cooch cooler?
Dude2: Yeah, another 1/4 inch and I would have seen all her business!!
Dude2: Yeah, another 1/4 inch and I would have seen all her business!!
by Coyote Boy February 04, 2014
A man (or woman) who secretly uses the popular "couch surfer" website to meet women, despite innocent fronts to the contrary.
by Tinman2112 July 15, 2017
"There is no point hitting on her, she is a cooch muncher."
"Oh, I didnt know she was a cooch muncher!"
"Oh, I didnt know she was a cooch muncher!"
by coochiemuncher June 21, 2019
(v) When a male (or in some cases, female) does not understand the art of "finger blasting" or "finger banging" and results in the less stimulating action, "cooch pinch".
A cooch pinch is simply a pinching of the vaginal area.
A cooch pinch is simply a pinching of the vaginal area.
girl 1: "Did that guy just finger blast you?!"
girl 2: "No, he tried, but he ended up cooch pinching me!"
girl 2: "No, he tried, but he ended up cooch pinching me!"
by cyballs February 16, 2010
When a woman is on her period and you insert a small balloon into her vagina and blow it up until it pops, covering everything in sloughing vaginal walls and blood.
My girlfriend has such a heavy flow. That balloon popped and we made so much cooch chili last night.
by Kenny Login December 05, 2016
Would you like some Smoked Cooch?
by puifreshkekchode November 29, 2018