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Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson 

Christine's Lady Bird Johnson in Oppenheimer; from romantic comedies to First Lady. A star in any era.
Person 1: who's playing the First Lady in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: It's Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson, from those romantic comedies. She's First Lady material now!
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Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson 

Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson in Oppenheimer; from romantic comedies to First Lady. A star in any era.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing the First Lady in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson, from those romantic comedies. She's First Lady material now!

Christine's cum filled Cribbage 

When a man is able to achieve his three greatest pleasures in one sitting by reading a Stephen King novel, playing online cribbage and having your butthole filled with man mayo.
I was talking to my buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.

Christine and Selina 

used to desribe an iconic duo
Milo: those two look like good friends!
Juno: Yup, they are definitely a christine and selina

Christine Patrice Bonczyk 

An irreplicable woman entity defined by Almighty God, Venus, Artemis, and Athena who currently reside on the planet Earth. She carries the dead…as well - she carries her family and exemplifies her ability to carry anything and everything that you inadvertently fuck up. She loves Elon Musk at an emotionally sound level as they are soulmates approved by all the GODS and HUMANkind alike. :)
Christine Patrice Bonczyk loves Elon Musk at an emotionally sound level as they are soulmates approved by all the GODS and humankind alike. :)

Christine joi 

An amazing sweet cute girl with two new labubus and is the coolest gal in yyc
Christine joi is the goat (both meanings)
Christine joi by Aura gal August 11, 2025

The New Adventures of Old Christine 

A hilarious sitcom starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

The show was about a middle-aged divorced woman named Christine Campbell. She is known as "Old Christine" because her ex-husband Richard's new girlfriend also happens to be named Christine (she is known as "New Christine" because of this). Old Christine lives with her son Richie and her younger brother Matthew. She owns a gym with her best friend Barb. She sends her son Ritchie to a fancy private school and frequently has to deal with the school's two "Meanie Moms" (two rich, blonde, queen-bee moms who always look down on Old Christine).

Old Christine is extremely dumb. For example, she prides herself in being politically active, but her idea of political activism is voting on American Idol. Similarly, she often forgets basic information about herself, such as her age. Richard and New Christine are usually more intelligent than her, but both of them have their moments of stupidity too. Barb and Matthew are usually the voices of reason, but even they have issues.

At first, the show was great. It received nine Emmy nominations and won an Emmy in its first season. By the fifth season, however, the show had degenerated, so it was cancelled.
It's too bad The New Adventures of Old Christine got cancelled. It was really good up until season 5.