terd burglar

sleep with your ass against the wall! Here comes the turd burgler! Holey fudge packer! Watch your ass! exit only!

by turd swiper July 26, 2003

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turd burglar

a cunning brokeback mountaineer. a lifter of other gentlemens shirts. arse bandit. turd burglars sneak around at the dead of night, particularly in college dorms, etc, looking for drunken/incapacitated victims they can bottybash.

"what was Roger doing round the YMCA last night?"
"didn't you know, he's a turd burglar..."

by Bobman UK October 25, 2006

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bowel burglar

One who engages in anal sex.

Synonymous with ass burglar and butt pirate.

Bruce's boyfriend is a total bowel burglar; he'll do anything that moves.

by Hamburglar May 13, 2005

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Bumfluff Burglar

Have you ever woken up with a surprisingly low amount of bumfluff? this is due to the little gnomes that have stolen your bumfluff, these were real creatures that were eradicated in 1432 but they would nestle in between your buns and when you slept would take your bumfluff. Nowadays the insult is coined at a Scrooge-like character who does not spare his money. By referring to them as small gnomes stationed within one's bum crack and saying they steal someones bumfluff is a dangerously powerful insult. This definition was brought to you by F . I . N . G . E . R . S . N . A . T . C . H . E . R . inc

Ben: "So Alex are you gonna buy us a round of drinks?"
Alex: "Naw"
Ben: "No wonder your da left you, you are such a bumfluff burglar"

by PLADAMIR VUTIN March 23, 2019