Fuck-buffer

A person who acts as an intermediary in group sex. allowing a person to to be in a sexual act with another person without being in physical contact with them.

"I slept with Karen last night!"
"Dude, isn't she a lesbian?"
"I used Jessica as a fuck-buffer."

"I heard you were at Mike's orgy last night. Doesn't he have the clap?"
"Yeah, but I used Lillith as a fuck-buffer so it's all good"

by DJBarenJuden April 05, 2012

BUFFER GATE

a logic gate that does absolutely nothing to the input basicly a NOT NOT gate

input/output
0 -> 0
1 -> 1

person one:what does buffer gate do
person two:nothing

by cosmnik April 03, 2021

Buffer-ring

That stupid ring you get when something loads. It doesn’t tell any information on how long left to load and because of this, everyone hates it

Person 1: Oh My God, just downloaded PubG and got a stupid buffer-ring

Person 2: ugh, IKR, those things are the worst

by A_whiny_bitch February 24, 2018

Dick Buffer

When a female uses you as a source of emotional support in between dicks, but doesn't want to be involved with your dick.

"wow, Brittany is messaging me for the first time in 6 months complaining about how lonely she is. She must just need a dick buffer"

by Thikkshady March 24, 2022

buffering adverts

The worst invention ever

Person 1: I can deal with the adverts
I can deal with the buffering
But when the adverts buffer
I suffer
Person 2: Yeah I hate Buffering Adverts too!

by Yermy Battled Warter January 04, 2017

Book Buffer

The number of books you have queued to read someday.

Dave: Have you read Freakonomics? It's awesome. I'll lend it to you if you fancy
Arnold: Not yet; I've got quite a few books queued up at the moment, but if it's as good as you say, maybe it can skip the book buffer.

by JB42 November 20, 2010

hit the buffers

come to a sudden unsuccessful end.

Although Sean was a successful actor, his career hit the buffers when he appeared in a poorly-rated film.

by school lover December 02, 2014