BC Bruisers

An elite collective of men set out to bruise the butt cheeks of women world over.
See also BCB.

1."My wife is sitting funny, damn those BC Bruisers!"

2."OMG Sara I totally got BCs bruised last night."

3.BC Bruisers don't discriminate it's black and blue in the end anyways.

by Jon Digi March 10, 2008

Poon-Bruiser

A term used for one's penis, that is used for "bruising poontang". After having sex, the woman's poontang is bruised from the gerth and power of the man's penis.

Ex 1-
Girl1: "Brendan's dick is so big, he really beat my pussy up!"
Girl2: "Yea, he's got a real poon-bruiser!"

Ex 2-
Girl1: "Look at the poon-bruiser on that guy!"
Girl2: "He is so fucking hung!"

by BrendanShameless February 18, 2012

Braise-the-Meat

A masturbation method that involves dry jerking the meat followed by a wet jerk session, typically in the shower, in order to maximize performance.

I'm going to go braise-the-meat before I take that pussy to poundtown.

by Jeremy Hartman August 13, 2016

matt brisebois

To never get laid in a lifetime

Man that dude in the movie almost pulled a matt brisebois

by yodaman 200000000000 January 31, 2008

love bruises

bruising that is usally found the day after a wild, kinky sex session.....found usally on shoulders, arms, legs and/or buttocks. A GOOD SIGN THAT THE NIGHT WENT WELL!!!!!!!

"WOW, dave must have porked u hard last night, u have LOVE BRUISES all over you...... im soo jealous....."
" oh yes, he DID!!!!!"

by SEXXXY LIFEGUARD December 24, 2008

Bruised

Getting so drunk that you find bruises on youself the next day.

I can't believe how bruised I was last night at the club, I have purple welts all over my body to prove it!

Let's go get bruised! I haven't had a good bruising since New Years Eve.

by Bug80 September 17, 2012

Bruised Banana

Asain who trys to act black by wearing baggy clothes, listening to rap, and memorizing words to rap songs to seem gangster they also google search "Black People" on their 20,000 dollar laptop

did you see that bruised banana in the audience of BET

by 12 June 18, 2005