Bronzing

The activity of placing an object up one’s shitty I unwiped ass so it is covered in feces and replacing it in it’s original position

My roommate Kyle kicked me in the balls last night so I Bronzed his Apple Watch

Bronzing

by Mc_staircase December 14, 2021

bronze medal

When someone constantly love puffs in their underwear and the long brown stain that it unavoidably produces

Must have a bronze medal in there the amount he’s farted

by BungalowD December 27, 2020

Bronze Star Gay

A gay man who formerly had sex with women, but who has now sworn off such behavior.

Chester's penis enjoyed a vastly improved lifestyle once his owner became a Bronze Star Gay and upgraded his sex life from women to men.

by The Zeffster June 02, 2025

Bronze Monkey

The mixing of a 40 and a orange MD (MadDog) This is a variation of the Brass Monkey

Hey, man we are out of OJ. Just mix the 40 with your orange MD and make a Bronze Monkey.

by MasterGofen December 07, 2011

bronze bagel

Someone with blond hair and an annoying complexion. Usually the product of an inbred family from Florida, Alabama, or the likes.

“Yo, that band kid with the blond hair and the microcephaly is such a bronze bagel.”

by Big Guy LC June 07, 2023

Bronze Medalist

Someone who isn't first or second.
A bronze medalist can refer to a person who is not viewed as the best option or even the second best, by the individual the person is trying so hard to win over or strive to do right by. It is essentially the feeling of not being good enough to win the one you want so badly.

I'm an option but not a good enough one to be considered, just a comfort pillow to them. I feel like I'm just some Bronze Medalist.

by NoOneWillBeHereToSaveYou October 08, 2023

bronze medallion

a bronze medallion is when you give a girl a pearl necklace but also shit on her chest

dude last night i was with three chicks so i gave the third best a bronze medallion the second a silver medallion and the best a gold medallion

by Jim my May 09, 2008