Brian

a worthless asshole who believes its ok to sleep another mans wife yet claims to be a true Christian
Did you hear what happend to jeff? Yeah he got a dose of brian and now his soon to.be ex wife is getting a dose from brian.
by Maybesometruthbehindit June 04, 2020
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A name. He’ll probably be that weirdo at your school who’s obsessed with chickens. He may or may not be dating a chicken.
Guy 1: Do you know Brian?
Girl 1: That kid who’s engaged with a chicken?
Guy1: .... He’s engaged?!? With a chicken too!?!
Girl 2: Yeah , I heard he married Nugget last week and they’re currently on their honeymoon.

Guy 1: I should have never asked ....
by Your local weirdo October 14, 2018
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Brian is an interesting human. Brian is unusually tall with black hair and pale skin. He does not like germs and won't even give his closest friends birthday hugs. He goes to the gym often to try and get swole. He is very neat and has an orderly room. For some reason he might have a fan club but no one knows why. Brian likes to gossip and give people advice! Brian is a friend. Brian loves to be involved in relationships-but not his own.
Person: who's that person filming us through the bookcases?
Person #2: Oh that tall dude? that's just Brian!
by thedefinerofmanywords October 14, 2017
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A very bad soccer player, very fat man, support tottenham hotspurs and has anger management issues.
Man1 : ' How's that new guy'
Man2 : ' He is a Brian, what a loser'
by Raman20010911 March 29, 2019
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One boi whomsted aquierd by genetics the biggest but dopest 20 head
His forehead is big he must be named brian
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by uffergang May 29, 2018
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Brian is a kind hearted , selfless person . He gives so much and is a true blessing . He is shy and sometimes afraid to show his true feelings . He may not have a lot of friends but those who are his friend love him . He is a very caring person and knows just what to say to help you feel better .
Guy :“I’m feeling really down” ,
Guy 2 :“You need a Brian
by Augsbhd May 24, 2018
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