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Brennan

Malnourished white boy with a nicotine addiction and works at McDonald’s for minimum wage. Coke addict and takes Xannys like candy. He is determined for the 500 dollars he lost due to losing a goddess. He is manipulative to get what he wants but it doesn’t work because everyone ignores his annoying ass. He is obsessed with his ex but swears he has three hoes, two virgins in line. He won’t ever do better but he’s trying. At least he has his champion fanny pack.
Have you seen Brennan, I think he likes me

Oh he’s for everybody, but free cocaine.
by Not your concern69 January 23, 2020
mugGet the Brennanmug.

Mr Brennan

a very good teacher that loves his kids and hes a chill guy that loves to pick on Mr. Yax because he has no life
by BigGlizzy6969 February 13, 2024
mugGet the Mr Brennanmug.

Brennan

Will do anything to get the girl but has a tiny peen like 3 centimeters
Brennan tried to get a girl then she pulled out a ruler
by Thatsudeinblu March 5, 2020
mugGet the Brennanmug.

brennan

someone who will care for you. however he will give mixed signals if he likes you or not but will be the funniest, sweetest guy ever.
i met this person named brennan but idk if he likes me or not.
by Cool_kid_2.0 April 25, 2021
mugGet the brennanmug.

Brennan read

He is commonly known amonst his colleagues as a dosser and a Karen. He constantly complains about anything he gets the chance to. Brennan is a chelsea hooligan who believes that they are better than every other team in existence. He often cries and shouts in disbelief when they lose a game (which is quite a common occurance). Brennan is required to drink at least 5 litres of caffeine per day or he will be moodier than he already is. Brennan takes joy in ruining other peoples day and watching them suffer. He despises poor people and often looks down on them from his high horse.
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
mugGet the Brennan readmug.

Brennan

a freak who dyed his hair white and looks like the kid from meet the robinsons. He acts like he can snowboard but knows hes to unathletic to stay up. he thinks hes cute but his ugly white hair ruins it. He also wears ugly patagonia hats.
brennan sucks
by quis long December 7, 2018
mugGet the Brennanmug.

brennan

someone who thinks has a god complex but doesnt
brennan; i am god
person: no
by Just some cowboy June 28, 2021
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