A great way to describe a sport wagon with large wheels. Sport wagons, unlike their station wagon predecessors, are designed with stiffer and sportier suspensions meant to handle the extra weight in the back and are also quickly growing in popularity.
Can also be used to jokingly refer to a hooptie station wagon.
Can also be used to jokingly refer to a hooptie station wagon.
by wheelmanLS2 August 29, 2006
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B: Haven't you heard? He has to have 'the talk' with his lady friend. It is truly a bragedy that he's so whipped.
B: Haven't you heard? He has to have 'the talk' with his lady friend. It is truly a bragedy that he's so whipped.
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The attitude, lifestyle, dress, and general demeanor of an 82nd Airborne DIV Paratrooper, predominantly seen around Ft. Bragg NC, and characterized by a ferocious 'don't give a fuck' attitude. (See also: badass)
One who exibits Fort Bragg Swag typically comes equipped with mild PTSD and a significant amount of disposable income from combat deployments. He has a chip on his shoulder, a severe thirst for debauchery, and a firm reputation to uphold.
He can usually be found:
A). Driving wrecklessly (sometimes intoxicated) at odd hours of the day.
B). Carrying on obnoxiously loud / vulgar conversations with at least 4 other friends in family restaurants
C). Kicking ass and/or taking names in and around Fayetteville, NC bars
D). Trying to stick his dick in anything that moves. The recreational pursuit of obese women for sport / bragging rights, (See also: Hogging) is a particularly favorite past time.
He treats the world as his blow up doll. Pre-games more than most people drink all night, and generally lives too intensely for any piece of equipment in his life to hold up. .
Fort Bragg Swag means he usually leaves a distinct, contiguous pattern of scarring across the things he touches in all aspects of his endeavor. The scars on his face match the scuffs on his desert boots, the blood on his gloves, the notches on his bed post, the gashes in the wood of his favorite guitar and so forth.
One who exibits Fort Bragg Swag typically comes equipped with mild PTSD and a significant amount of disposable income from combat deployments. He has a chip on his shoulder, a severe thirst for debauchery, and a firm reputation to uphold.
He can usually be found:
A). Driving wrecklessly (sometimes intoxicated) at odd hours of the day.
B). Carrying on obnoxiously loud / vulgar conversations with at least 4 other friends in family restaurants
C). Kicking ass and/or taking names in and around Fayetteville, NC bars
D). Trying to stick his dick in anything that moves. The recreational pursuit of obese women for sport / bragging rights, (See also: Hogging) is a particularly favorite past time.
He treats the world as his blow up doll. Pre-games more than most people drink all night, and generally lives too intensely for any piece of equipment in his life to hold up. .
Fort Bragg Swag means he usually leaves a distinct, contiguous pattern of scarring across the things he touches in all aspects of his endeavor. The scars on his face match the scuffs on his desert boots, the blood on his gloves, the notches on his bed post, the gashes in the wood of his favorite guitar and so forth.
<Army chick> My boyfriend is such a fuckin' asshole, I had to pick him up this morning, the Cops found him passed out with two chicks in the water of a water hazard on a golf course.
<College chick> "What a fucking dick!!"
<Army chick> "Yeah but girrrrll tonight he popped a couple of study buddies and violated me in ways most men only dream about."
<College chick> "Daaaamn, can you hook me up w/ some of his friends, girrrll?? I need that kinda Fort Bragg Swag in my life."
<82nd dude #1> "Bro, this weekend was fuckin' balls out insane. We got shit tanked at Chilis, I laid 3 chicks, we got in a fuckin fight in the strip club parking lot, I pissed on a homeless dude, busted off a full magazine at that big ass water tower off All American FWY, I got kicked out of 3 different bars and we got the cops called on us for riding our 4 wheeler through a residential neighborhood at 5am."
<82nd dude #2> "Jesus f'n Christ, That's fuckin' badass! How are you still alive?"
<82nd dude #1> "Don't judge me, dog, it's that Fort Bragg Swag. You've seen me in the shower, you know how good my cock looks in my 82nd Airborne Reenlistment shorts.....So you ready for this run??"
<College chick> "What a fucking dick!!"
<Army chick> "Yeah but girrrrll tonight he popped a couple of study buddies and violated me in ways most men only dream about."
<College chick> "Daaaamn, can you hook me up w/ some of his friends, girrrll?? I need that kinda Fort Bragg Swag in my life."
<82nd dude #1> "Bro, this weekend was fuckin' balls out insane. We got shit tanked at Chilis, I laid 3 chicks, we got in a fuckin fight in the strip club parking lot, I pissed on a homeless dude, busted off a full magazine at that big ass water tower off All American FWY, I got kicked out of 3 different bars and we got the cops called on us for riding our 4 wheeler through a residential neighborhood at 5am."
<82nd dude #2> "Jesus f'n Christ, That's fuckin' badass! How are you still alive?"
<82nd dude #1> "Don't judge me, dog, it's that Fort Bragg Swag. You've seen me in the shower, you know how good my cock looks in my 82nd Airborne Reenlistment shorts.....So you ready for this run??"
by ABN_PMPN505 July 27, 2011
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Get the billy bragg mug.A bragger is someone who bosts about themselves and talks about they're acheivements and recognition that they get from others. Or about they're money and/or material possessions. They're intention is usually to big themselves up and inflate they're ego. While attempting to gain approval and attention. People with real confidence and healthy esteem are more self reserved and humble. They dont feel the need to proove themselves or compete with anyone.
"Omg, I got like four job offers since working here and I am getting so many compliments. Also the Canadian Marketing Director wants me to be his personal assistant. That guy is flirting with me to as well as him and him. Oh did I mention I went to this school and have this educational background? I am atleast a little bit educated in every single field of life."- And I am a bragger.
by Andronika August 22, 2011
Get the Bragger mug.Jonathan is 48 years old and never misses an opportunity to bring up that he wrestled in High School. What a Braggadouchetard!
by Graemey Love November 29, 2013
Get the braggadouchetard mug.Complaining about yourself/your life or a complimenting someone else/theirs, as a thin veil for bragging.
X: I am totally jealous of ugly girls, it is really annoying having to decide which guy to let buy you a drink at the bar.
X: Your staycation must have been awesome! Going straight from the beach in south of France to skiing in the Swiss Alps took so much out of me.
You: X, stop backwards bragging!!!
X: Your staycation must have been awesome! Going straight from the beach in south of France to skiing in the Swiss Alps took so much out of me.
You: X, stop backwards bragging!!!
by beepboopbeepbee August 15, 2011
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