Demonic bowel

Having laxatives while wiping with itching powdered toilet paper or poison ivy.

Marc: jeez I just had a demonic bowel last night.
Marie: what’s that?
Marc: when stupidity gets the best of you.

by foolish--1 May 16, 2018

bowel eternity

Sitting on the toilet for longer than expected

An exaggeration of constipation

It felt like a bowel eternity and worst of all this was at work.

by Anarchon March 21, 2021

bowel

peluquin

oh shit look, trump's bowel lit af again

by martatarta April 14, 2018

Bowel lingual

Someone who lies or talks a lot of shit.

Trump says he is not a racist, I think he is bowel lingual.

by Original Green (OG) June 3, 2020

nelly bowels

That thing my girlfriend has that enables her to pass 100x more gas than me,

Kelly O'Duel has nelly bowels

by QuarterStrife June 25, 2018

ICBM: Inter-Continental Bowel Movement

Taking a shit on an inter-Continental flight.

FYI: Use with caution, since "ICBM "is also the acronym for Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile.

Do NOT go into the restroom: that guy just dropped a nasty ICBM: Inter-Continental Bowel Movement.

by NeologianPJG January 28, 2024

The Bowel Report

The lengthy and unwanted description of disgusting medical problems and alerts the elderly will occasionally inflict on their relatives. Lacking a polite way to beg off, one must sit through the nauseating stories of consistency, texture, and medicating that ensue.

Well, it turns out your grandfather doesn't need lunch today; Too bad I had to sit through the Bowel Report to find that out.

by Arrackon May 29, 2010