e-boating

The act of 'motorboating' the virtual image of a woman breasts during video chat.

E-boating my girlfriend when I am away on business keeps our relationship exciting.

by JJ126 October 17, 2011

esports betting

Betting on video game matches either with virtual items that have a value or real money.

Counter strike player winning an esports bet: ez skins ez life
*esports betting*

by MSD101 April 29, 2015

Coyote boating

Motor boating the booty cheeks

I'm so drunk, I'm coyote boating my girls booty.

by Babbysmash July 3, 2016

steam-boating

the act of motor boating your anus on a females breast and letting out subtle, noiseless farts.

"hey Johnathan, i bet you wont ask that lady is you could steam-boat her."
"whats steam-boating"
"you know farting on her tits"
"oh, well here i go"

by Racial_slut January 26, 2018

Ugg Booting

The act of putting your foot inside another person's asshole. It's like your wearing a large ugly but warm boot

I'm sorry but Ugg Booting is a Hard Limit for me

by RJComedian January 19, 2023

Batting average

n. The number of times a male has ejaculated by the actions of another person over the number of times he has masterbated.

Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average

The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.

1: Dude, I got a blowjob from Ashley last night!
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.

by Designated Hitter April 16, 2009

Borting out

The act of "flaking out" and or partaking in any acts of "douchebaggery".

"Man why didn't you just call me and tell me you had a family emergency instead of borting out on me and having me drive cross country for no reason!"

by SuperScrull December 16, 2011