both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.

"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"

by lol_words October 3, 2018

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I walk to school both ways

Used usually by Asian parents, trying to show their children how hard it was for them, and also defining the laws of physics where they will also say “When I was your age, physics wasn’t invented yet.”

“You kids have it so easyyy I walk to school both ways, uphill, one one foot, my other one was starting a business.” -Steven’s Dad

by I walk to school both ways March 14, 2022

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arlo both

Weeb with a giant 3738 foot pp tall hot rejected by a hoe

Arlo both is daddy

by Arloarlo April 23, 2022

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Hug with both hands

To choke someone.

That person could really use a hug with both hands.

I didn't choke anyone! I hugged them with both hands.

by Whodidwhat July 13, 2023

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Black On Both Ends

Someone who is well endowed, both in the pants and in personality. Usually the life of the party, confident but not overly cocky. Easily the coolest person in the room.

"I got to talk to Hansel at the party last night, I think I'm in love! He is so interesting, and great in bed."
"You and everyone else Britney, he's black on both ends!"

by 6tee9er August 8, 2022

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