Bonnie Love

A type of love so incomprehensible it cannot be ascertained.

I love you more than air itself, I Bonnie Love You

by smonme April 25, 2024

National Bonnie speaks facts day

national Bonnie speaks facts day is when I (Bonnie) SPEAK FACTS! I am making this day because jetti spaghetti can not rap his head around the FACT that I love him more.

“Hey did u hear? It’s national bonnie speaks facts day!”
“Oh shit no way! I just know she’s gonna spit straight facts!”

by petitebunni January 1, 2023

Bonnie

Bonnie is a name that best belongs to those who find endearing truth in absolute bullshit submitted by others who share a mindset with victims of astrology and a short bus. Bonnie's are often gullible and aren't shy to be confidently wrong about any and all subjects.

"Did you guys hear? Bonnie tried to commit suicide by jumping out of a basement window!'

by Jim Beetzov February 18, 2023

Bonnie McGregor

A girl with and incredibly long nose who has an unusual fondness for young children. She typically found lurking around the perimeters of kindergartens.

"The ground is shaking?!"
"It must be Bonnie Mcgregor quick hide your kids!"

by Jenna_tols April 16, 2024

Dirty Bonnie

The act of accepting an invitation upstairs to see a guys pet tarantula only to end up being spit roasted like a pig on a barbecue with him and his friend.

I don't know how but I was dirty bonnie'd last night.

by Dr doofensmirtz November 25, 2021

Bonnie and Clyde

Watching their movies you will see truly how hot they were and will make you very jealous for their romantic link.

Bonnie and Clyde didn't have to do all that

by Happy Christian September 30, 2020

Loaded a Bonnie

1. When your mate's dodgy pinger dealer has been cutting with Speed again.

I.E. A great initial rev is followed up by disappointment

Had a pretty shit jol on Friday, Loaded a Bonnie , felt great for 15 minutes then crashed hard.

by outOFtown April 7, 2021