bologna necktie

The act of choking your partner with your "Bologna" (Penis/Strap on)

Pedro: "Hey Jim what are you doing today"
Jim: "just going to go home and give Martha a nice bologna necktie"

by Paydrofell August 31, 2016

bologna gargling

Sloppy cock sucking

Quit bologna gargling, someone will think you robbed a sperm bank.

by joeogio February 22, 2011

Bologna Weather

Humid weather that makes your balls stick to your leg, or your boobs to stick together like bologna on a hot sidewalk.

Jack: Why are you adjusting so much?

Frank: Bologna weather man, im stickin.

by RedBaroness January 1, 2011

Bologna Brothers

Two or more heterosexual males who have had genital to genital contact whilst partaking in a sexual activity involving at least one female. Contact may or may not be accidental.

Did you hear about Jacoby and Dustin? They convinced a fat chick to have a threesome and there dicks touched; they're bologna brothers now.

by DPree November 4, 2013

Bologna Butt

A female who's cooch smells so bad the restroom stinks like a bologna hoagie with extra onions after she uses it. Possibly caused by lack of pubic landscaping.

Co-Worker #1: "Bologna Butt must have been in the ladies room again cuz it smells like a Hoagie in there."
Co-Worker #2: "I know she needs to trim that bush."

by Barntchew Boodigitty June 13, 2008

Bologna Snatch

When the clit hangs far outside the vagina resembeling a folded piece of Bolgna.

Man, I thought Lori was a fox until I got her pantys off and seen that Bologna Snatch hangin out, It looked like a dog panting for water!

Sue's Bologna Snacth will clap for you when you pull out.

by jus_sayin April 17, 2011

Bologna Sandwich

When one defecates upon a lateral surface and masturbates atop said defecation with one's semen. Henceforth: bologna sandwich.

The robber left a bologna sandwich on my grandma's bed.

by ohmyghattos April 3, 2009